Lea Michele

There is obviously a bit more going on the closer you get, and I don't even entirely hate this -- she's done the right job with her makeup -- but it's just DISTRACTING. If you are showing off all that leg, why are you then asking people to squint at your boobs to try and decipher what's squeezing them?

Lea Michele

Here's a bit of a closer look, in different lighting. Now it looks like two plants yearning for each other.

Lea Michele

And naturally, the cutouts don't stop with the bodice. They go all around. They're everywhere. THEY'RE NEVER GOING AWAY.

Lea Michele in Brian Atwood

I do like her shoes, with the gold t-strap. Are they a touch too narrow for her, though? This is always a problem I have with this kind of cut -- I'm never sure if my foot is going to ooze out of them unbidden. #FirstWorldProblems

People's Choice Awards Fug or Fine: Lea Michele in Elie Saab

Every so often we see a dress that looks, from afar, like a creature is reaching around and cupping the wearer's boobs. I can honestly say I have never thought to myself, "Oh, yes, getting felt up is REALLY on-trend this winter." Maybe I'm not living my best life. [Photos: Getty]