Shay Mitchell in Haney
Well, she definitely looks gorgeous, although that's not so much a slit as an ejector seat for your thigh. This also feels like a dress she bought for the Golden Globes back in, like, June, just to see if "The Secret" is real (it isn't).
Lucy Hale in Self Portrait
Aha, it's my least-favorite new designer. back to tickle my ulcer. This looks like she took the hostess costume from a German S&M palace, turned it around, and then added a ruffle because MODESTY and all.
Ashley Benson in Phillip Plein
She actually looks quite nice, if also a bit like she's auditioning to be a Kardashian's stand-in. (That boxy Balmain-lite silhouette will ALWAYS evoke the Kards to me.)
Troian Bellisario in Caterina Gatta
I like this overlarge napkin in theory, but WHAT is that random extra fabric bubble on the left side of the picture? Also her head styling is a bit American Gothic. I keep expecting to see a pitchfork. Troian, bless, is 30, making her the Gabrielle Carteris of the Liars, and SHE may be even MORE relieved than Shay not to have to pass for 17 any more. Who could blame her?
The Liars and Ian Harding
Okay, Troian's dress might just be blousey in the back, and it looked strange from the front somehow, or... I don't know. Looking at them all together, it feels like Troian dressed for a day of Polo, Shay is all set for Scott Disick Hosts New Year's Eve at Tao, Lucy Hale is all set for the premiere of Scream Queens: Milkmaid Edition, and Ashley and Ian are like, "It's the People's Choice Awards, y'all. Get in, get out, go back to work."