Adelaide Kane
Ugh. No. It's "Maidenform On Ice."
Taylor Spreitler
So many feelings. First, I hate that the top is cream and the bottom is true white. Second, I hate the bottom, period. Third, THE BOTTOM IS REALLY BAD. Fourth, it's barely a garment; it's just an underskirt. Fifth, that's too much abs. Sixth, the top isn't really much of ANYTHING so it's hard to have an emotion about it that doesn't stem from how dumb it looks with the bottom; sixth, have we discussed the bottom, and how I don't like it? I HAVE NOTES.
Jennifer Hudson
Eh. It's fine? It needs better accessories. Or, accessories, period. There is barely a bracelet, even, really. Use the dress as a canvas.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Well, I love HER, and she's quite charming on "The Crazy Ones," although it is no "Ringer" and for that I will always be sad because I miss my one true source of pocket squares and insanity. As for the outfit: I like the neck idea on this a lot, but does it seem baggy to you? And should it be floor length? And should she have gone red with the lips instead of that Barbie pink? And was it awesome, or distracting, or BOTH, filming Buffy at the same high school that was West Beverly High on 90210? All of these are timely and relevant questions.
Molly Tarlov
Molly here is on "Awkward." And Molly here may be sick and tired of people having to explain, "Well, she's on Awkward," so Molly showed up dressed as Jemima Kirke's stunt double from pretty much everything she wore last year. So I guess now people can say, "She's that sorceress girl who isn't the British one on Girls."
Allison Janney
I feel like Allison Janney is more interesting than me mistaking her for Lisa Rinna (in the thumbnail, where I couldn't yet make out her face). That outfit is totally Rinna, no? Allison can do more than that.
Emily Deschanel
That is supremely unflattering. It's like a really unkind ink blot.
Ashley Rickards
God, and she somehow always looks washed-out and ten years older. The idea of the dress is interesting, but it squares her off too much, and those shoes can DIE BY FIRE. I think we also need to lighten her hair, so that she can change up her makeup look. Just a little. Let's do this, Ashley. And by "let's" I mean "your people" because really I don't need to be there. I can bark orders from here and then eat sandwiches.