Kat Graham
I like this better than Lucy Hale's similar take - at least this looks more Cocktail and less Kitschy Cocktail Waitress. That said... you know. All the usual.
Kaley Cuoco
She wore heels on-stage and then traded them for some Dior trainers, which... whatever. That just gives this the vibe of a figure skater who's taking a break between practices. HOWEVER, I love her hair right now. That short cut is growing out a sassy treat.
Portia de Rossi
I can't with your skirtpants.
Sasha Alexander
I thought this was Sophia Bush at first. Like... seriously, did Sasha try some new nose contouring, or something? The dress is cute enough, though, if a wee squeezy.
Meghan Trainor
I have a really mean question. And that is: Did Meghan Trainor REALLY win Favorite Album? I didn't know anyone liked any of it other than "All About That Bass," which is a song I personally cannot abide either. She was up against The Weeknd, Drake, Imagine Dragons, and Fallout Boy, which... who are the people choosing this? I'm glad it's not the same answers all the time as the Grammys and Billboards and whatnot, I guess, but... anyway, my original point was whether I wonder if she won or if she "won" based on a) willingness to attend, and b) major willingness to attend.
She has on great shoes, though, that's for sure.
John Stamos
I know, Stamos. It was weird to me, too. This whole ceremony feels specifically tailored to the mid-B-list, with a couple As sprinkled in there for legitimacy. Which is FINE. Actually, maybe it's me that's the outlier. For example, I know ZERO people who ever watched or enjoyed Two and a Half Men, and yet it made a killing in the ratings for a decade. A DECADE.
Natalie Morales
I need to note that I have never liked Natalie Morales in anything as much as The Middleman, which was just... offbeat perfection, and her very, very dry delivery was perfect in it. I miss that show, and if it were on Netflix now, I think it'd be a huge hit. Or at least a Netflix-sized one.
Christina Milian
Sometimes you can just tell the celebs whose philosophy is, "Dress like this one is your last."
Abigail Spencer
This feels like something that got offered to Julianna Margulies first. And then she was styled in it exactly as J.Marg would have been.
Shelley Hennig
Ditto. HAH. Just kidding. JULIANNA, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.
Ta'Rhonda Jones
THIS feels like somene sent it to Taraji and she loaned it out. Reject the romper, Portia.
Sarah Hyland
She's starting out 2016 much as she left 2015: strongly.
Ryan Guzman
I have NO IDEA why he looks like a cross between Sherlock Holmes and Dick Tracy.
Shemar Moore
And I have no idea why HE has fingerless gloves that match all his black denim.
Chris Hemsworth
"I didn't walk the red carpet. But you can't stay mad at me, can you?"
Johanna Braddy
This is all a little Senior Dance for me. She's great on Quantico -- depite an unrootable love storyline with an actor I don't respond to -- and was equally strong on UnREAL, so I want only the best. Somehow she has managed to wash herself out even in black.
Marcia Gay Harden
I subtitle this, "Does Not Suffer Fools, Yet Is Surrounded By Them."
Melissa Benoist
Supergirl won for Favorite New Drama -- probably the easiest category to win in a given year if you consider how many new dramas ever even last this long -- and she looks fine but BOY that's short for having to stand on-stage and address people who are staring up into your bits.
Melissa McCarthy
I know we discussed her already, but this photo made me ragey about this outfit, sequined pants be damned. That tunic thing is JUST A MESS.
Amber Valletta
She aced it. By which I mean, took an Ace bandage and used it as clothes.
Miss Colombia
Okay. I'm sorry this very awkward thing happened to Miss Colombia, but at this point, I almost feel worse for the woman who WON Miss Universe. Nobody remembers who she is -- I already can't -- but EVERYONE knows The Woman Who Got The Crown Taken Away. And if she plays this right, she's got it made in the shade. I mean, she's clearly going to turn up on Dancing With The Stars at some point, right? Her fifteen minutes are going to burn a lot hotter than poor Miss Whatever's year with the title.