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# Perhaps SWINTON Will Save Us
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/perhaps-swinton-will-save-us-03-2020/
- Published: 2020-03-13T16:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2024-09-03T20:40:39.000Z
- Description: If not her, then WHO?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

"There there, Society. I've made a deal with the universe that if I remain here, touching this banner just so, everything will be fine. It should only take 3-5 months. Just pop by with some victuals."

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