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Shailene Woodley in the front row
Balmain show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Mar 2019
Wearing Balmain
No. NO. I am not ready for denim to make this kind of a land grab on a human body. Sweet child, did you learn nothing from your elders' photo albums?!?
Janelle Monae in Hilfiger
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Janelle Monae
Tommy Hilfiger show, Front Row, Spring 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 02 Mar 2019
The hairy wedges notwithstanding, I find this suit fabulously groovy on her. This looks like it could be part of an Elle cover shoot.
Janelle Monae in Thom Browne
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Janelle Monae
Street Style, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
Honestly, what gets me is the tie tucked into her pants. I can totally deal with the fact that she looks like an adorable driver for some UPS knockoff -- like, if British Airways bought a courier company -- but the tie tuck is killing me.
with Danai Gurira
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Danai Gurira and Janelle Monae in the front row
Thom Browne show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
Wait, are Janelle's socks navy blue? They look terrible with the outfit, if so, but they are potentially the official sock of Fug Nation. Meanwhie, Danai is over there in a stripe and a red cape, looking like one of our patron saints. These two now need to star in something together. The end.
with Maisie Williams
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Janelle Monae and Maisie Williams in the front row
Thom Browne show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
"Am I in this photo? I'm not, right? I hope I'm not. I really wish they'd warn people if they're going to sit next to Janelle Monae, because you need to bring some sort of intergalactic A-game to do that."
Janelle in Valentino
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Janelle Monae
Valentino show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
"Cape nighties and foot jewelry are in for fall. Pass it on."
Katherine Langford in Valentino
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Katherine Langford in the front row
Valentino show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
She gets lost in clothes sometimes. This is not perfect, but it's at least BETTER; usually she looks like a dowager
Sofia Carson
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Sofia Carson in the front row
Valentino show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
She's in the new Pretty Little Liars spinoff, and I assume that's the cult she's getting ready to lead.
Lili Reinhart in Valentino
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Lili Reinhart
Valentino show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
And then poor Lili got the most hideous thing in the darkest corner of the clothing rack, paired with orthopedic boots.
Alexa Chung in Valentino
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Alexa Chung in the front row
Valentino show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
I'm not sure how she ended up in black when the others all got red, but whatever she did, she needs to tell Lili Reinhart before she ends up with the dregs again.
Yara Shahidi, Gigi Hadid, both in Tommy Hilfiger
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Yara Shahidi and Gigi Hadid backstage
Tommy Hilfiger show, Backstage, Spring 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 02 Mar 2019
They both look a million miles tall, and very cool
Winnie Harlow in Hilfiger
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Winnie Harlow backstage
Tommy Hilfiger show, Backstage, Spring 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 02 Mar 2019
I actually really like this on her, the gold dickey notwithstanding.
Sofia Carson in Elie Saab
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Sofia Carson in the front row
Elie Saab show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 02 Mar 2019
DRAMATIC. I approve.
Gigi Hadid
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Gigi Hadid
Cocktail Party, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
She was on her way to a Dior cocktail party, so I ASSUME that's what this is? She looks totally absurd.
Rebel Wilson and Sam Smith in/at Givenchy
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Rebel Wilson and Sam Smith
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
I am not feeling fanny packs or mules, but otherwise these two look appealingly slick. The pink on Sam is especially good
Gal Gadot in Givenchy
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Gal Gadot
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
I just can't. The heeled wedge and black pant feels so Sandy from Grease to me, even if the shoes aren't red. Otherwise, this is pretty slick.
Rosamund Pike in Givenchy
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Rosamund Pike
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
Child, you look a fool. Good luck in the bathroom.
Rosamund Pike in Givenchy
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Rosamund Pike
Givenchy show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2019
