
This is off to a promising start, as I love a chevron. I look forward to Timothee Chalamet discovering this.

... What, though?

Look at all those noodles.

I guess this is for those times when you don't want to wear an ACTUAL visible thong, but you sure do want the effect.

Why are jeans makers these days trying to move our crotches over? THEY ARE WHERE THEY ARE.

Intern George is going to love this.

This all seems so calming, until my hay allergy kicks up.

No, wearing it above my sinuses does not help, but thanks for asking.

I'm just not TOTALLY sure how wearing an invitation to the show is going to feel au courant for very long.

Speaking of visible thongs.

I cannot carry three purses. One is hard enough.

Henry VIII got a good laugh about this. Thanks, Court Jester! You'll probably get beheaded next week.

I am super on board with dirndls for men.

And, hey, women have been shoved into see-through bags for long enough. It's your turn now, dudes!

WIDE-LEGGED CHAPS? (Wait, are all chaps wide-legged? It's possible I don't understand chaps. I am sincerely okay with that, however.)

This feels fairly cobbled together, but with a really firm belief in accessories.

We can BELIEVE in accessories, though, and still behave confusingly with them.

AND THEN.

Has Jared Leto discovered this yet?

This is like a dinner plate made of cling film.

It's like Hedwig meets The Joker.

My day is made.

I also sort of feel like Michael Stipe might feel very seen by this line.

Look beneath, though, and that green blazer is fantastic.

Please, someone, choose this. Come on, SWINTON. YOU CAN DO IT.

!!!!!

I really think working for this dude might be the most fun job in fashion?

Just look at his modern-art balls pants!

And then he comes out looking like a totally chill dude. I love him. I am into his sneakers. I want to make batshit cartoon clothing with him over some Dos Equis, because it's possible he is the most interesting man in the world.

Wearing a sad grey butt-tire almost seems sedate now.

This feels destined for Hollywood.

I don't even UNDERSTAND this, so let's all hope Rafa Nadal wears it to the ESPYs.
