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Nicole Kidman in J. Mendel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10529951cm) Nicole Kidman 31st Annual Producers Guild Awards, Arrivals, Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jan 2020 Wearing J Mendel

This MIGHT have looked better with better hair? It just seems heavy and messy and overdone. However, if this really had to be the play: Millie Bobby Brown did a better version of this at the SAGs, and I cannot believe I am about to suggest that a 15-year old should have loaned her clothes to a 52-year old, but here we are.

Charlize in Givenchy

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Charlize Theron Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Givenchy did not do well by her this weekend.  This is absurd. Falling-Off Couture is not my jam.

Kaitlyn Dever in Olivier Theyskens

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Kaitlyn Dever Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Nor is, "Bra, but make it fashion," because you really can't. It's still just a bra.

Laura Dern in Prada

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Laura Dern Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

"I am going to be in heels a LONG TIME tomorrow night, so you bet your ass I'm going chill for this party."

Rachel Brosnahan in Michael Kors

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Rachel Brosnahan Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

This is very Dancing With The Stars to me.

Greta Gerwig in McQueen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10529306bi) Greta Gerwig 31st Annual Producers Guild Awards, Arrivals, Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jan 2020 Wearing Alexander McQueen

This is fine and forgettable.

Gregg Sulkin and Michelle Randolph

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Gregg Sulkin and Michelle Randolph Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Oh, girl, no. Put your tanga away.

Judith Light

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Judith Light Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

This seems uncharacteristically sloppy for our queen.

Octavia Spencer

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Octavia Spencer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Fortunately, Octavia is here to provide us with soothing professional vibes.

Caitriona Balfe

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Caitriona Balfe Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

This surprisingly doesn't feel that boring.

Carthew Neal and Taika Waititi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10529306gq) Carthew Neal and Taika Waititi 31st Annual Producers Guild Awards, Arrivals, Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jan 2020

I assume this is the poster for their reality show, Taika Break.

Constance Wu in Etro

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Constance Wu Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

This looks very pretty on her.

Kate Beckinsale in Zuhair Murad

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Kate Beckinsale Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

She is SO EXTRA. Always. She's like the junior-varsity Jennifer Lopez but she can't ever crack the top squad.

Eva Longoria

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Eva Longoria Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Somewhere out there exists a better version of this dress -- possibly one that this is knocking off. But I'm most intrigued by why one needs two adjacent buckles on the belt.

Zazie Beetz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10530010bo) Zazie Beetz arrives at the 31st Annual Producers Guild Awards at the Hollywood Palladium, in Los Angeles 31st Annual Producers Guild Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jan 2020

"Hi! Don't mind me -- I'm just testing the theory that my face is so good, I can wear any old sack."

Zoey Deutch in Oscar de la Renta

2020 PGA Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on January 18, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA Featuring: Zoey Deutch Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 18 Jan 2020 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com

Now THIS is a party. It's creative and bright and fun, and seems wasted on the sad old PGAs. Thanks, Zoey, for finishing this out on a bright note.

I Just Really Think Nicole Kidman Shouldn't Wear White
In fairness, neither should I, so I feel her.

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