Kristen Stewart in Brandon Maxwell

That skirt is the most luscious winter white. And the top is the most heinous act of laziness. The thing is, I'm sure it actually took a lot of time and effort to make, and for what? To look like the WiFi cut out before the dress could finish rendering?

Issa Rae in Aliette

Happily, I can relax into this greenery.

Issa Rae

This gives a bit more perspective on the scope of the train.

Kerry Washington in Sergio Hudson

Lest you think Kristen was the only celeb who was done TERRIBLY dirty at this event. The bodice is a mess and her lower half looks like a pie chart.

Rita Moreno in Greta Constantine

The tonic we all need.

Jessica Chastain in Miu Miu

This is gorgeous -- from the side, it has a sort of sexy petal feel where they're blooming.

Jung Ho-yeon in Louis Vuitton

All her closeups are of her beaming and laughing, and all the full shots of her outfit are her posing grimly. I've decided her coping mechanism for having to wear those absurd sandal-boots is to pretend she's on the catwalk.

Michelle Yeoh in Elie Saab

SO GOOD. She is just the best.

Andrew Garfield in Brioni

So much brown this season!

Alana Haim

And so much Haim this season. I thought she was just wearing socks for a second, but... well, I can't make out what it is, but I'm going to guess socks with flats. Her zipper is also very distracting.

Will Smith

He is really stepping it up. I think the Oscar is almost presumed now; I wonder how he and Jada can top themselves.

Chris Pine

I enjoy Chris Pine leaning into silver fox territory. He's starting to give me Retired NFL Wide Receiver vibes.

Rachel Brosnahan in Michael Kors

This is fine, but she'd gotten a lot more interesting lately and this feels like a bit of a punt.

Tanya Lapointe and Denis Villeneuve

She is nailing that very challenging color. He looks completely fine and also as if he's just wearing the tux he bought for the last time he had to do all this.

Venus Williams in Versace

This is very good on her. I might miss some bracelets, though. I mean, I definitely do. Am I correct to?

Serena Williams in CD Greene

I kind of wish this were just the cocktail dress. I also wish she did not have on plastic see-through shoes. We can't always get what we want.

Ewan McGregor, Mary Elizabeth Winstead (in Zuhair Murad)

The more I zoom in on her bodice, the less I like it.

Saniyya Sidney

She and her stylist continue to make really varied and unusual choices. This is really fun, if perhaps cutting across her chest a HAIR low?

Demi Singleton in Giambattista Valli

And this is, as we elders say, darling.

Daniel Dae Kim

Yep. Yes yes yes.

Linda Lavin

This was unexpected! I am surely here for her heavy metal.

Simon Rex

He looks a little like he's finally exhaling after a long promotional season that, I believe, is now pretty much over for him.

Marlee Matlin

Meanwhile, Marlee is as fresh as a daisy. She is READY TO PARTY.

Troy Kotsur, Marlee Matlin

Aw. Their pride and excitement really is tangible. My heart, it is warm.

Kristen Stewart Delivered a Half-Baked Surprise at the PGAs

While Issa Rae looked perfect.