PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
Truly, this might be very warm. And great for hiding any pimples along your jawline.
Alek Wek
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: Alek Wek walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
He called this Andy Warhol: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. (I'm kidding.)
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
This is giving Venomous Plant.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
And this is for when you need to be around unsightly smells and want to plug your nose, but with ELEGANCE.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
Don't just bring a chip-and-dip tray to the party. WEAR IT.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
And HEAD SALAD is so hot right now. Or, then. Whatever.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
The best would be if each circle had a lens in it with a different prescription.
Erin O'Connor
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: Erin O'Connor walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
Figures that Erin O'Connor could model through that.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
This feels like an ANTM runway challenge scenario.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
I hope this comes with a remote you can use to hatch yourself at the most shocking moment.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
I want to attend this funeral. Whoever died was either hilarious, or LOATHED.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
I'm ALSO thinking of trying out bangs!
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
I assume this is an homage to the Wimbledon plate (the women's trophy).
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
This would take clear-bag stadiums to a whole new level.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
This is for when The Flying Nun gets wind of Maria Von Trapp's success and decides to change things up a bit.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
That's like a Star Trek badge writ large.
Philip Treacy: Fall/Winter 2001-2002
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: A model walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
Another cold-weather winner.
Erin O'Connor
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 25: Erin O'Connor walks the runway during the Philip Treacy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2001-2002 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute couture Fashion Week on July 25, 2001 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
