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# Phoenecian Scheme
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/phoenecian-scheme/
- Published: 2025-05-19T16:45:35.000Z
- Updated: 2025-05-19T04:51:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

## Sophie Hunter and Benesling Cannesteloupe

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/05/gettyimages-2215749706-1747618726.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Sophie Hunter and Benedict Cumberbatch attend the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Sophie always looks very chic. Her husband seems DELIGHTED by his upper lip, and not even at all perturbed by his arm sling. I hope he's okay. (He seems just dandy.)

## Rupert Friend and Aimee Mullins

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215744170-1747618683.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Rupert Friend and Aimee Mullins attend the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Here's Stache #2\. He looks like he should be scowling into a camera and crushing a coffee mug because he's just been thwarted by a protagonist.

## Riz Ahmed

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215743949-1747618665.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Riz Ahmed attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Riz is working a more gentler stubble, and a cropped jacket that looks like someone was inspired by Mr. Rogers.

## Benicio del Toro

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215744284-1747618691.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Benicio del Toro attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Benicio got the memo late so he couldn't really muster up much in the way of follicular fun.

## Michael Cera

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215230856-1747627610.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: (L to R) Canadian actor Michael Cera, Puerto Rican actor Benicio Del Toro and British actor Riz Ahmed arrive for the screening of the film 'The Phoenician Scheme' at the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France on May 18, 2025\. (Photo by Mustafa Yalcin/Anadolu via Getty Images)

"I ALSO GOT IT LATE BUT LOOK AT WHAT I DID! GEORGE MICHAEL BLUTH IS A MAN NOW."

## Mia Threapleton in custom Oscar de la Renta

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215744132-1747618675.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Mia Threapleton attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

She looks delightful. What a color. I MIGHT have gone with a slim gold necklace or another bracelet on her other arm.

## Edward Norton, Shauna Robertson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215742396-1747618649.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson attend the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Lovely.

## Daisy Edgar-Jones in Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215741296-1747618617.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: 1attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

I was going to say, "I'm just glad she's not in something sheer again," but then I realized she technically CAN'T be. The rules win!

## Charlotte Le Bon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215738019-1747618556.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Charlotte Le Bon attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Kicky!

## Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215742363-1747618641.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Julianne Moore attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Her makeup doesn't feel assertive enough, but I actually quite like the dress on her. The over-the-shoulder tassel is fun.

## Eva Longoria in Tamara Ralph

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215738250-1747618564.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is stunning.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215737824-1747618548.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Eva Longoria attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

The ONE caveat is that the overhead angle was damn near perilous.

## Claire Holt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215738539-1747618579.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Claire Holt attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)

This is my favorite thing so far.

## Grace Elizabeth

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215742259-1747618633.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Grace Elizabeth attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Oh NO, we have a tie. This is also phenomenal.

## Joan Smalls

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215739666-1747618590.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Joan Smalls attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

As doilies go, this is nice.

## Patrick Schwarzenegger

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215740148-1747618599.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Patrick Schwarzenegger attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Am I imagining it, or is this tux improperly fitted?

## Carla Bruni

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215740838-1747618606.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Carla Bruni attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Dramatique!

## Alexander Skarsgard in Saint Laurent

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215741858-1747618625.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Alexander Skarsgård attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

I laughed OUT LOUD when he showed up in expensive waders. He looks like he showed up to handle a sewage emergency but they made him wear a tux so he'd blend in.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215743190-1747618657.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Alexander Skarsgard, shoes detail, attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

These are just so absurd. Thank you, sir, for a needed belly laugh.

## Ṣọpẹ́ Dìrísù

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215752389-1747618739.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Ṣọpẹ́ Dìrísù attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

We didn't have a full photo of this, but unless he was on a pogo stick, I'm sure we're fine. I like that adornment so much.

## Stella Maxwell

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215747892-1747618708.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Stella Maxwell attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

She's walking that nudity tightrope, that's for sure.

## Shia LaBeouf

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/05/GettyImages-2215744307-1747618700.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Shia LaBeouf attends the "The Phoenician Scheme" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Shia clearly has photos of Sam Elliott on his mood board (I forgot his name and had to Google SAM MUSTACHE, which is embarrassing). I also thought he was in the movie, but he's not; he came to a screening of [a documentary about his horrendous behavior](https://variety.com/2025/film/festivals/shia-labeouf-documentary-cannes-abuse-scenes-1236388376/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). He allowed them to shoot at his acting school back in the day, and what they got was apparently really difficult to watch; to clarify, Shia did not produce it. They approached him with what they had and he blessed them doing with it what they wished, and it's supposedly very warts-and-all. I'm sure he hopes that not being a pill about this will help his image, but... I'm not so sure. We'll see.

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