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Billy Porter in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151ii) Billy Porter 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

I thought this looked really good up on stage, when he moved around. The shape of it was lovely, and velvet is very of-the-moment. It's all really regal.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CAROLINE BREHMAN/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13706735ft) Billy Porter arrives for the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards ceremony at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, California, USA, 10 January 2023. Artists in various film and television categories are awarded Golden Globes by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Arrivals - 80th Golden Globe Awards, Beverly Hills, USA - 10 Jan 2023

Hey, if Billy Porter goes to the trouble of showing off his shoes, CLEARLY I'm going to show YOU the shoes.

Quinta Brunson in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151hg) Quinta Brunson 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

This... did not work as well. She hoiked it up while she was sitting, she hoiked it while walking, she hoiked it while standing still. It did not hold up to the job of holding itself up, or holding HER up. I hope she really loved it, because she won and it's now forever an integral moment in her history, but damn. It's too bad it needed so much stressful attention.

Margot Robbie in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151ku) Margot Robbie 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

I kind of like this! The subtle detail of the fabric in the bodice that looks like a heart is sweet. And it's right on that Barbie brand.

Julia Garner in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151my) Julia Garner 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

I am shocked she beat the Abbott ladies, but Ozark IS irresistible to award voters. Anyway. I didn't think I liked this, and then all of a sudden... I did. I think the graceful curl of the skirt got me.

Domee Shi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (13706716kq) Domee Shi arrives at the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, United States - 10 Jan 2023

I completely forgot Turning Red was eligible, and yes, I did write the post that listed what the nominees are. It just feels like it was SO long ago. She probably even forgot it was eligible. I hope she used those cargo pants to their best, utmost potential.

Lauren Miller and Seth Rogen (in Dior)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13705152ij) Lauren Miller, Seth Rogen 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

They look great, and that's a nice notch in Dior's belt, because their other offering from the night is coming up...

Elizabeth Debicki in Dior

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 10: Elizabeth Debicki attends the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

... and ohhhhhhhhh no. DId someone sabotage her measurements? Did they FORGET to make a dress and just send her a bolt of fabric and tell her to cinch it, like this is a Gap sketch on SNL in the Sandler era? I will ONLY accept this if you told me every other thing they sent her got soaked in the rain and/or sucked into a jet engine, and even then I can hardly imagine there wasn't a better-fitting option SOMEWHERE. She is STUNNING. Get her Phoebe Waller-Bridge's stylist and put her in some sexy suits.

Billy Porter Commissioned Another Siriano Tux Dress
As an homage to the first. (Plus other folks in pink!)

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