> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Pink's Fugtrospective - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/pinks-fugtrospective/ - Published: 2020-09-10T15:45:34.000Z - Updated: 2020-09-10T04:42:15.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 2000 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/09/gettyimages-477593251-1599684372.jpg) Some of these we may have seen already -- I couldn't remember. I knew we'd seen [the cowboy hat/leather ensemble from 1999 already](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/teen-choice-1999/the-1st-annual-teen-choice-awards?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), so I skipped it here and am diving straight into... whatever this D&G disaster is. That is the kale of shirts. She has stripped the leaves away from the stem, but then threw out the wrong part. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477602391-1599684391.jpg) And I have never seen anyone do that to pants before. She is really drawn to clothes that are shying away from doing what clothes do, the way they were designed to do it. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477601551-1599684381.jpg) If there was a fabric shortage in 2000, we know why. And yet strangely still none of it is over her stomach. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477611879-1599684399.jpg) It's funny how that outfit is money, because it's also not. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477616725-1599684408.jpg) I do have ab envy, it's true. But you can keep the wardrobe, kid. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477617429-1599684416.jpg) Why wear your overalls over a bra when you can MARRY your overalls TO your bra. Also that denim looks like the doodles on a fourth-grader's Trapper Keeper. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477622977-1599684432.jpg) I guess she really loves doodling. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477617873-1599684424.jpg) We pause our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a surprise grey dress that feels like maybe it was Option C, when options A and B both caught fire. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477623971-1599684440.jpg) I already showed you this one, too, but I cannot resist all the elements of batshittery here. Her shirt turns into a necktie! Which hangs over her navel! and her pants have slits! It's a festival of WHAT. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477624101-1599684450.jpg) We saw this, too, [with her dog Fucker](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/mtv-movie-awards-1996-2001/various-stars-at-mtv-movie-awards-los-angeles-america-02-jun-2001-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But, never forget. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477631489-1599684459.jpg) And when you don't have a midriff shirt, just make one! PLEASE also tell me that is a pager she's wearing. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477631739-1599684468.jpg) This reminds me of [the mesh bodysuit she wore at the VMAs that year](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-lady-marmalade-gang-won-vmas-19-years-ago-in-hideous-outfits-09-2020/), with the low-rise pants. She loves mesh and random neckties, I guess. And crafting, because PLEASE tell me there is NO WAY she purchased this as-is for any amount of money. I think she took Pretty In Pink very personally, as a movie, and was the Molly Ringwald of 2001. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477631875-1599684477.jpg) SHE JUST LOVES MESH, OKAY? ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477636753-1599684486.jpg) I would ask someone to explain this shirt to me, but I don't think I want to know the answers. It's a problem that I do not want to solve. ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-477636947-1599684495.jpg) It was not Halloween, so I'm not sure why she's trying to serve vampire vibes. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-105167729-1599684200.jpg) How much stuff does Pink need to bring with her?!? SO many pockets. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-115499304-1599684243.jpg) She was promoting her album "Try This," but if it's okay, Pink, I am not going to try this. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-106721170-1599684217.jpg) Maulings were so hot back then. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-111987730-1599684234.jpg) What did I tell you? This is like Lingerie Mauling. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-105110915-1599684190.jpg) She at least seems to having a damn good time wearing denim cargo culottes. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-2800576-1599684111.jpg) Wow, she looks like Halsey here with the different hair. The green is a fun change, at least? ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-2903358-1599684120.jpg) Ah, back in the day when Pepsi did splashy photocalls to launch commercials. It didn't work, Pepsi! DIET COKE FOREVER. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-76384927-1599684129.jpg) That is sincerely lovely, and one of the best things she's ever worn. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-106254428-1599684209.jpg) And ANOTHER good one! Huzzah. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-179951032-1599684306.jpg) Three in a row! A streak! ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-110011646-1599684225.jpg) That is a good IDEA but the dresses that are Made to Crinkle always get my goat for some reason. MY GOAT, I TELL YOU. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-130512998-1599684253.jpg) This is a super festive circus tent that needed lipstick. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-90711709-1599684137.jpg) That's good, too. Also the caption labeled Carey Hart as "Corey Hart," and I wish he had leaned into it and worn sunglasses at night, while vowing never to surrender. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-97663920-1599684156.jpg) I like the ombre, but don't think it's being used to QUITE as glamorous an effect here as it could be. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-96317394-1599684147.jpg) Also just FYI, Pink can do this. While singing. And being suspended over an arena crowd. Pink is brilliant. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-98792514-1599684165.jpg) I enjoy that the captioner here ID'd her as, "Singer Alecia Beth Moore." Is the captioner her mother, mad at her for not cleaning her room? (I love the dress.) ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-101270965-1599684174.jpg) Oh and also sometimes THIS happens. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-101270967-1599684182.jpg) This may be the moment when Pink realized balloons can be irritating. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-132687599-1599684262.jpg) These pants are a tad long, but Pink should totally wear more groovy suits, no? ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-149911417-1599684271.jpg) Those shoes have attitude. The dress has air holes. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-151380540-1599684280.jpg) I can hang with this gunmetal color. Thank you, Pink. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-156664065-1599684289.jpg) We're in a whole metallic PHASE, actually. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-156672930-1599684297.jpg) P.S. Pink can also just casually do THIS. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-180854367-1599684317.jpg) I have no idea what this movie is or was, but Pink looks so charming here. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-454796327-1599684326.jpg) She is, in fact, generally so charming that I am not put off by this dress which looks like backsplash with occasional furry bits. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-465271319-1599684335.jpg) I love her in red, but the dress is meh. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-473098342-1599684344.jpg) And this just looks poorly stitched. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-473098440-1599684353.jpg) "Uh, it says I'm the runner-up at Wimbledon? That doesn't sound right." ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-476392267-1599684363.jpg) The disappearing lips have got to go -- ZING -- but adding the leather jacket to this pretty white gown is a very Pink touch, and it works. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-495721896-1599684504.jpg) "That could be a fun patterned skirt," I mused. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-495723388-1599684513.jpg) PULL OVER. IT'S BIEBER PANTS. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-533867062-1599684522.jpg) This looks like she made it herself with her daughter, and I actually mean that as a compliment. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-812698160-1599684532.jpg) That skirt is super. The shoes are ankle-breakers. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-832674818-1599684542.jpg) I did not realize we had a swobe renaissance in 2017. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-839983632-1599684550.jpg) I didn't expect to like large pleated suit pants, but here we are: I think she looks really cool in this. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-871846540-1599684558.jpg) And she can pivot to froofy very easily. ## Pink ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-876405668-1599684568.jpg) Nitpick: This needed a LIIIIIIITTLE more material on the bodice because it's distracting to see the boning, but I really enjoy it otherwise. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-876447272-1599701857.jpg) AND THEN SHE PERFORMED ON THE SIDE OF A FREAKING HOTEL. This was without a doubt one of the most incredible performances I've ever seen. My palms were clammy the whole time. But it was graceful and powerful all at once, and seeing the hotel guests pop up to watch from their rooms was neat too. I just LOVE the things she trains herself to do. She works so hard. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-885568824-1599684577.jpg) I had no memory of this at all. The gold detailing is neat, but the cuts are a bit shapeless and shlubby together. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-911509456-1599684586.jpg) FLOOOOOOOF. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1016533148-1599684595.jpg) Remind me AGAIN why I have not mortgaged my house to see her in concert?!? ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1127626521-1599684605.jpg) THERE is that lipstick. This is well-chosen for her Walk of Fame -- it stood up to the crouching portions of the day very well, it has flair, and it has a bit of leather, which she loves. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1130983032-1599684614.jpg) I like THIS semi-shapeless dress better than the other one, and it's because the jacket is cropped smartly here, whereas the other one was too long and looked like she borrowed it from her date. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1186817971-1599684622.jpg) Yeah, Pink, I'm not sure about this one either. Wait -- yes I am. I'm sure it's a pink ruff and it's not for you. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1187480815-1599684630.jpg) Ehhhh. I wish the torso were the same fabric as the rest of it, for starters. The ruffle also reminds me of a turkey's wattle. ## with Loretta Lynn and Jameson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/GettyImages-1187695825-1599684639.jpg) I thought this was a lovely note on which to end, though. [It's Pink's Birthday Week!Celebrate with abs!![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/09/gettyimages-477593251-1599684372.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-pinks-birthday-week-09-2020/)