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Cynthia Erivo arrives at the world premiere of "Pinocchio", at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, Calif
World Premiere of "Pinocchio", Burbank, United States - 07 Sep 2022
If "vintage" is 20 years, then this JUST misses the cut. Here is a photograph from the original Dior show. Her styling is not as amped up or camped up as that is, and it does feel like maybe it NEEDS that level of drama? Or maybe an in-between amount?
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Cynthia Erivo
'Pinocchio' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Sep 2022
However, I HOWLED at first when I thought this was ruffled Palazzo pants.
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
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Tom Hanks, left, and Rita Wilson arrive at the world premiere of "Pinocchio", at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, Calif
World Premiere of "Pinocchio", Burbank, United States - 07 Sep 2022
These two look exactly as you might imagine. Tom cannot tell a lie: He is, indeed, Tom Hanks.
Benjamin Evan Ainsworth
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Benjamin Evan Ainsworth
'Pinocchio' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Sep 2022
I recognized him immediately from a Canadian sitcom he's on, Son of a Critch, the ads for which I saw A LOT. He played a middle schooler with a very very old soul, and I just remember this one line where he said, "I'm not a RUNNER. I'm more of a STROLLER," and the nonchalant way he delivered it really made me giggle. Anyway, best of luck to him, and thank you for wearing an ascot, sir.
Sam Richardson
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Sam Richardson
'Pinocchio' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Sep 2022
He is everywhere right now, wearing everything, and looking good in it.
Zaria
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Zaria
'Pinocchio' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Sep 2022
She's in the new Pretty Little Liars, I believe. This is a cute Mod look on her.
Lana Condor
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Lana Condor attends the premiere of the movie Pinocchio, at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, California, USA, 07 September 2022.
Pinocchio Premiere in Los Angeles, Burbank, USA - 07 Sep 2022
Lana is not in this, so I hope she was paid to come, as the movie itself is getting very bad reviews.
Luke Evans
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Luke Evans
'Pinocchio' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Sep 2022
I wanted to write a whole thing about how of COURSE Gaston came, no one primps like Gaston, but then it turns out he's in it. He's the one who owns Pleasure Island. Hmm. Maybe no one pimps like Gaston. ZING.
