Pirelli Calendar Unveiling

Nicole Kidman

I actually love this look on Nicole. It's almost like chain mail. Do I think she could use a red lip? Do you really have to ask?

Helen Mirren

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Speaking of someone who knows how to work a red lip.

Charlotte Rampling

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I thought those were pants. They are not. I....do not wholly know WHAT she is wearing. But I do know that she is really feeling GIANT CHOKERS right now.

Uma Thurman

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This dress is confusing -- she looks sort of like she's wearing the high-fashion version of those nets they place over fancy pears -- but the color? FABULOUS.