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# Pitch Fugfect
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/pitch-fugfect-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-16T20:30:47.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-16T08:20:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

This is nearly there.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462706931.xml "Anna Kendrick")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/462706931.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But the hair is in the Chastain-at-the-Globes mode of "I Stuck My Head Out The Car Window And Used Nature's Blowdryer." The lipstick looks to be a baby pink, which plays poorly with the dress -- like, the gown is basically taking that lipstick and rubbing its face in the sandbox and then stealing its shovel. And the design of the bodice itself feels like she's in a wedding where the bride has a matching lace peekaboo-motif writ much larger and more explosively and with a matching volcanic veil. The skirt is graceful, and for what its worth the cleavage is admirable, and I love Anna Kendrick as an actress and a Tweeter and whatnot. But it might not even be nearly there. It might just be prowling the neighbordhood aimlessly, looking to steal people's UPS packages.

\[Photo: Getty\]