NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Scarlett Johansson attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
It is bizarre to see an outfit with a belt at the waist AND potentially visible navel. Impossibly, this seems frumpy to me, but maybe that's the wine talking. (I am not writing this in the morning, I promise.)
Jackie Cruz
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Jackie Cruz attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I have to say, this looks great on her AND seems like a little wink to the pink hats.
Stephanie March
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Stephanie March attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
This dress is so beautiful. I cannot imagine having a life where I get to throw one of these on and actually have it feel merely smart-casual, as Stephanie makes it seem.
Kate Walsh
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Kate Walsh attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
That might be the coolest, classiest thing Kate Walsh has worn in a long time. I wonder if she got a new stylist for the 13 Reasons Why juggernaut.
Shonda Rhimes
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Shonda Rhimes attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
Shonda ALSO looks fab. PATTERNS
Molly Ringwald
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Molly Ringwald attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
Molly made an appearance on Riverdale as Archie's mother, and it was... kinda flat, if I'm being honest. She and Luke Perry both have REALLY chill vibes, and Archie isn't a barrel of personality, so it was maybe a better idea than reality.
Martha Plimpton
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Martha Plimpton attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
As usual, Martha looks funky and perfect, and wins at life.
Sofia Coppola
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Sofia Coppola attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I basically just looked at this, frowned, shook my head, and moved on.
Tina Fey
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Tina Fey attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I LOVE the dot tights, and also, Tina has the best legs. I would love her calves.
Helena Christensen
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Helena Christensen attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I LOVE her shoes, but I am giving her dress the same skeptical eyebrow she's giving me.
Julianne Moore
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Julianne Moore attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
Of COURSE she's gone back to heavy black dresses after her Met Gala delight.
America Ferrera
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: America Ferrera attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I am not at ALL surprised to see her in pink; she seems like someone who would go very thematic (which I don't mean as a criticism). I DO sort of wish she hadn't gone with Ye Olde Bra Shirt, but you can barely see it. However, America is much cuter and than how ... borderline elderly this ensemble is.
Gretchen Mol
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Gretchen Mol attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
Hey! That's quite nice.
Halsey in Jonathan Simkhai
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Halsey attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
And the Halsey was like, "Well, this is about women's health; let's look at the female body. LOTS OF IT."