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# PLEASE BEHOLD This Look on Milla Jovovich
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/please-behold-this-look-on-milla-jovovich-04-2019/
- Published: 2019-04-10T17:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-10T17:47:26.000Z
- Description: Please make an 80s period piece, Milla.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

This is *inspirational*, friends. I look at it, and I have so many thoughts. Thoughts like: I wish Milla Jovovich were starring in a film set on the Sunset Strip in 1986, where she plays the sharp-tongued manager of a hair band (a thinly-veiled composite of Motley Crue and Def Leppard) who is a combination of Lisa Vanderpump on *Vanderpump Rules* (i.e., British and not really here for your shit, whilst wearing expensive but slightly hideous items and generally holding a dog) and Samantha Jones (lots of interesting gentleman callers, very good at her job, occasionally gets a bad facial peel). It would be like *Rock of Ages* starring a competent woman, and with even more Aqua Net. IT WOULD BE A HIT.

And it would co-star.....

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/04/2dbb535144d-1554854372.jpg "Special NY Screening of HELLBOY")

These shoulder pads. They would demand their own billing.

And the break-out star, with the coveted, "and introducing" credit, is clearly....

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/04/10195926c-1554856386.jpg "'Hellboy' special screening, New York, USA - 09 Apr 2019")

SLEEVE SURPRISE.

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