Rihanna

Nothing about this is making me want to shop at Westfield Stratford City. Well, it is, maybe, in the sense that it makes me want to a) buy things that are the opposite, and/or b) stock up on winter pajamas.

Rihanna

When was the last time she wore anything approaching this much fabric? It's hilarious. She's basically either naked, or the Big Top at a circus for the feet.

Rihanna

Up close, it's as if this is someone else entirely and they just plonked her head in there. She looks so constricted and awkward, I might have guessed her head was on backward, except that I already know her feet are pointing the right way, and also that's unpossible. Oh, RiRi. Fug Madness thanks you.

Please Don't Fug The Music

When I saw this, I could not stop giggling. She looks like an inmate at the David Byrne Prison for Psycho Killers on a Road To Nowhere After Burning Down The House. [Photos: Getty]