Martha Hunt

"La la la la la, just another da-- OOOOH, CHEEZ-ITS!"

Romee Strijd

I wish the photographers had caught Romee actually getting OUT of the car with those. What if they get stuck on the armrest, or knock over the tea in your cupholder?

Taylor Hill

Or get STUCK IN A REVOLVING DOOR.

Adriana Lima

"What? It's just like a super large handbag, guys."

Lily Aldridge

You know Lily is a professional because she has positioned her Balenciaga purse in EXACTLY the right spot to be identified. While also acting like it was just totally casual.

"YAWN, why is Uber so SLOW today."

Stella Maxwell

She had three albums' worth of photos from the exact same spot. What is she doing, rehearsing for a Vegas revue?

Stella Maxwell

GIRL. THEY'RE DRAGGING.

Jasmine Tookes

THE SIDEWALK IS WET AND YOUR UMBRELLA IS SMALL.

Romee

Seriously, though, I don't think any of these people are careful enough with those feathers.

Zuri Tibby

Zuri's solution: Just wear the lingerie instead.

Josephine Skriver

Josephine's solution: Call Zuri and ask what she's doing, then one-up it.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra's solution: Make some other poor schmo wrangle her wings, like a damn veteran boss.

Please Enjoy Victoria's Secret Models Carrying Their Wings Around Town Like It's No Big Deal

I did always wonder how to wrangle them.