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# Please Experience These Trousers With Me.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/please-experience-these-trousers-with-me-09-2021/
- Published: 2021-09-15T19:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2021-09-15T02:54:15.000Z
- Description: I can't wait this one to trickle down to the rest of us.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

I need to note that I actually love those shoes. I also need to inform you that apparently the people who were previously trying to reinvent the sleeve have given up on our upper bodies and are now trying to re-envision *pants*. This will end in tears! And possibly with her texting one of her friends at some point over the course of this evening, "don't tell anyone, but these trousers are *really annoying* to walk around in. They're just very FLAPPY. And I accidentally dropped a deviled egg down them."

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