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# Politely, What the Forkballs Is Happening In This Photo?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/politely-what-the-forkballs-is-happening-in-this-photo-02-2020/
- Published: 2020-02-18T21:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2020-02-18T06:48:05.000Z
- Description: I...?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

This was taken at an event called Open Hearts Brunch, at which Jane Seymour here I believe raises money for a variety of organizations while also helpfully reminding people about her jewelry line (I mean, no shade there; who better to promote your thing than YOU, am I right?). But the caption of this photo does not explain why Jane was snuggling up with a giant puppet of... someone... and [nor does the brief video on her Instagram help me out](https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rmkpfn6AC/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), because it's mostly people in the background chortling as she pretends to attempt ventriloquism. But... what if it's not a pretense? What if Jane Seymour has decided to add puppet trickery to her resume, and she's using Open Hearts to get us all to unlock ours to her new passion? Listen, I am not a fan of puppets. Unless they are Muppets. But for Dr. Quinn, Stage Magic Woman, I might make an exception. A brief, uncomfortable, but largely supportive exception.

###### \[Photo: Shutterstock\]