Poolman Premiere

Chris Pine

I mean... Jeff Bridges should be flattered. This man is one White Russian and a pee-stained rug away from cosplay.

Blair Ward

I believe this is one of the movie's producers, so the L.A. t-shirt MUST be a reference.

John Cho, DeWanda Wise

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 24: John Cho (L) and DeWanda Wise attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Poolman" celebrating Chris Pine's directorial debut at Vista Theatre on April 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

I kind of wish DeWanda's dress stopped where the lining does? John Cho looks like he drove over in a convertible.

Brendan Hines, Tatiana Maslany

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 24: Brendan Hines (L) and Tatiana Maslany attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Poolman" celebrating Chris Pine's directorial debut at Vista Theatre on April 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

Tatiana Maslany is SO talented, and might be one of the consistently worst-dressed celebs out there? But so chipper about it!

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Much respect for the fact that it does not seem like JJL bothered with a stylist for this. There's nothing openly WRONG with it; it's just rare to see a celeb looking like they got ready for an event by opening their closet and seeing what was clean. Also is this a safe space to discuss WHAT kind of accent she was doing in Fargo!?!

Troian Bellisario

This seems fine, and unmemorable, which are two perfectly acceptable targets to aim for.

Danny DeVito

Danny is looking TANNY.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 24: John Cho (L) and Chris Pine attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Poolman" celebrating Chris Pine's directorial debut at Vista Theatre on April 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

I decided to end on some tender bromance between two men who've certainly had better hair days.