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Honestly, I kind of like the idea of a sweater with a giant pocket for my iPad in the front.
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I feel you.
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This line is kooky, but something about a lot of it is appealing to me. Maybe I DO need one red sleeve.
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Someone let SWINTON know about this.
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Also this.
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Someone call Gwendoline Christie about this one.
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And possibly this one. It's fun to get to pick out celebrities who are likely to wear more unusual ensembles. Sometimes it's nice to play Fantasy Stylist with non-party dresses.
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For example, I can see Emma Watson drifting into this sort of style without too much work.
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Again, Gwendoline Christie would look good in this. It has many flailing sleeves, but I think she could negotiate them.
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Did EVERYONE show outfits with just one sleeve? YOU GUYS I CAN'T. I cannot deal with One Sleeve turning mainstream.
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Let's give this to Emma Watson, also. She likes a dress over pants.
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Even Bjork needs a trench.
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I told you there would be a bath mat!
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Rihanna could make this top work.
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This is one of those looks where I think, "maybe we should see if Naomie Harris can make this happen."
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"Don't forget to throw in something that the department stores will definitely buy. We have to pay the bills."
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Who is the new Swinton going to be, you guys? These are the thoughts that I think when I don't want to think about other things.
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Sidebar: Are we crimping hair again?
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I'm strongly anti-pit-vent but this color is great.
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I am gonna have to agitate for either two leg warmers or none at all.
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I sincerely and with complete honestly love this skirt.
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I guess that is meant to look like a throw rug for real.
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Same.
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This is neat, though. Someone send it to Emma Stone, or Jennifer Connelly.
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I secretly love this. Wouldn't it be a great surprise if, like, Viola Davis popped up somehere nonchalantly wearing this?
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Paging Ms Julianne Moore...
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This IS kinda taking the Oversized Sweater Trend to the nth degree.
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The arms/sleeves scenario here is a real conundrum.
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But this coat is kinda great.
