Pose Season 3 Premiere

Billy Porter in Robert Wun

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550go) Billy Porter Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

This line, based in London, cites its inspirations as "science fictions and the world of nature," and this definitely DOES look like it's based on the idea of an alien planet that worships Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/FX/PictureGroup/Shutterstock (11881932ao) Billy Porter 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'POSE', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

It seemed important to show you the shoes, and also Billy's great gams.

Indya Moore in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (11881906ai) Actor Indya Moore attends FX's "Pose" third and finale season premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center, in New York FX's "Pose" Finale Season NY Premiere, New York, United States - 29 Apr 2021

Two things can be true: Indya can look great AND I can lament formal bike shorts. Again. Also, that is definitely a short haircut and not just slicked back into a bun we can't see. I love them with Indya hair -- their face absolutely carries it, and glows.

Janet Mock in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550dt) Janet Mock Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

That's pretty darn good. It's SO slinky.

Dominique Jackson in The Blonds

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550gb) Dominique Jackson Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

I was surprised to see this was by The Blonds at first, because there are no sparkles, and it doesn't look like stage-wear; it's basically JUST a fur (faux or no? Don't know)... OR IS IT...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550ge) Dominique Jackson Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

IT IS NOT. This made so much more sense as The Blonds. It is perilous-looking, but way more their aesthetic.

MJ Rodriguez in Jean Paul Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550gz) Mj Rodriguez Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

I guess I have to suspender my disbelief that anyone would want to wear this. ZING.

Alexis Martin Woodall

This is some good party swagger, but I have never been sold on thumbholes in shirts.

Sandra Bernhard in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550bo) Sandra Bernhard Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

It seems crazy to nitpick a blue sequin dress like this, but I almost think it needs to be a v-neck.

Angelica Ross

It just looks like a fitting gone wrong.

Jeremy Pope

Is this a shirt of necklaces?

Hailie Sahar

This would have sung louder if the dress were a color.

Steven Canals

I yearn for fun socks and a different-color shirt. But I'd settle for fun socks.

Angel Bismark Curiel in Lanvin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550eo) Angel Bismark Curiel Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

This is for a party on a yacht. And EVEN THEN I would side-eye the length of the jacket. And the color of the shirt. And all of it actually.

Jason Rodriguez

Lady Gaga will be envious.

Our Lady J (right)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550bq) Our Lady J Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

I feel like if the name of the show is Pose, and you're wearing an outfit with some sheer components, LET'S POSE. Work it.

Jeremy McClain in Jean Paul Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550m) Jeremy McClain Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

See? POSING IS HAPPENING. In what appears to be a torture device, but at least we can SEE it.

Brad Falchuk

Every time he's on a red carpet, he comes across like an alien who has not yet practiced human smiling in its new body.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (11881550fe) Co-Creator / Executive Producer / Writer / Director Ryan Murphy Premiere of the 3rd and Final Season of FX's 'Pose', Arrivals, New York, USA - 29 Apr 2021

But at least Brad has a tailor.