Gabrielle Union
This reminds me more of the weird raincoat stuff Calvin Klein just started doing. She makes the top look quite cool, but the skirt is really just a table runner wrapped almost all the way around, and her shoes I guess need plastic braces? Total scrolldown.
Sarah Paulson
Speaking of scrolldowns. That is UNSPEAKABLY HEINOUS. If you address its existence out loud three times, it's a Beetlejuice scenario.
Tracee Ellis Ross
Also, can I just say, carring purses that are basically tiny mesh volleyball bags from your school's P.E. closet sounds MAD uncomfortable. Put anything heavy in there, and those drawstrings are going to chage the heck out of your wrist.
Selena Gomez
Somehow she has turned herself into a very convincing "before" shot from a She's All That sequel. I assume you would call it She's All That and a Bag of Chips.
Chloe Sevigny
So wait... that blazer is a tailcoat, sort of? I like that pattern but I want to pull out the pants and style them with more sedate pieces. Which I guess is what people WILL do, if they have thousands to spend on Prada pants.
Dakota Fanning, Henry Frye
She looks cute, although I'm not convinced a mythical sea tragedy isn't taking place in her dress pattern.
Claire Danes
And she looks the sanest. I wonder if this means she'll wear Prada to the Met, or if she's just dabbling. (She's worn Posen in the past, memorably -- that light-up dress! -- so I'm wondering if they'll collavorate again.)
Lily Collins
Oh God why is ANY of this happening to that yellow dress. It could be free. FREEEEEE.
Gary Oldman, Gisele Schmidt
They seem happy, maybe because they are dressed the most calmly.
Katherine Langford
This should be the poster of a movie in which she plays someone terribly pretentious.
Laura Mulleavy, Kate Mulleavy
So we think they're wearing Prada, or sticking with Rodarte just out of self-loyalty?
Sophie Charlotte
I don't actually know who this is -- I think she's a dancer? -- but her dress is... interesting? Snip off the black ribbon, for starters.
Anwar Hadid, Nicola Peltz
They kind of look like gatecrashers.
Ava DuVernay
Leopard print is the thing right now. I love the red collar on hers.
Tavi Gevinson
I've said this before, but I am excited for her to portray Michelle Williams in the Heath Ledger story. (Yes, I am making up that project, but doesn't she seem like obvious casting for when someone inevitably decides to do it?)
Alexa Chung
We recently saw a version of this on Chloe Sevigny; hers was a pink shirt and stretchy-waisted gold shorts. This one is at least BETTER.
Uma Thurman, Levon Roan Thurman-Hawke
Prada needed to get him some correct pants. Uma looks like she's headed to ballroom dancing class.
Dianna Agron
As usual, I would like to take the elements of this dress and separate them and build something different out of it.
Violetta Komyshan, Ansel Elgort
I could take or leave both of these. Mostly, leave.
Lena Waithe
She looks extremely cool, however.
Poppy Delevingne
I don't hate this, either, although I don't think she's who I would've put in it. Who would you have liked to see? I feel like...... Zoe Saldana.
Jonah Hill
Sure!
Law Roach
I'm glad Law was in the building. Only Zendaya can save some of this.