
Also, I cannot forget to note: This entire show involves the models clutching their coats closed. What is this? Granted, I often don't bother buttoning my coat and then find myself holding it closed rather than stopping what I'm doing to fasten it correctly, but what a weird and weirdly specific dose of reality to put in a show.

I can't even tell if this HAS fasteners. It looks like a giant button-down without the buttons.

This outfit is so simple that it really DOES turn her into a billboard for the logo. The orange shoes are perfect, though.

Judging by other photos in here, it seems that her right leg looking darker is actually just a trick of the light -- there are other photos where the left leg is the model's trailing leg and it also has a shadow on it, so. DETECTIVE WORK. Maybe they should have addressed that.

Great color, but that is a whole buncha crunch at her crotch.


Drape yourself in clothes made from your Target sheet sets.




I don't know about wearing a moth-eaten shirt, especially in coat weather, but that particular coat is cute.


This is good! Sans holes, obviously.

It's Regina George's nipple-hole tank, cranked up to eleven.

... What?

I don't.... heh?

So is this designed to look badly tailored?






I am concerned that this is dopey.




This is SO busy; did it need the writing stamped on it, too?





IT'S A TRAP! ... No, seriously, I think she is trapped.








