Kyle MacLachlan
I looked at this and thought, "Oh shoot, his pants are falling down." They aren't. They just want that vibe. Having said that: This is an extremely handsome, handsome person, and I want him to be in something good on my TV again (he's playing Carole Baskin's husband in a miniseries, but it's still in pre-production, and also I'm almost assuredly not going to watch it because I couldn't get through Tiger King).
Louis Partridge
Louis is a British actor who was apparently in Enola Holmes -- sorry, he WAS in it; my tic is "apparently" when I have learned something new, but it makes me sound like I'm being skeptical -- and will be playing Sid Vicious soon. He is working the cut of that coat. And the cheekbones nature gave him.
Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Yes, it's TB-S, of The Queen's Gambit and Love, Actually. I thought it was him, but he seems so much more... STOMPY... here than he does on my TV, but I guess that's the point of a runway.
Damson Idris
I feel that they gave the actors very, very basic things, and it would have been a lot more amusing to see them all wrestle with big bags and weirdly placed fur and whatnot. As evidenced by Jeff Goldblum at the end; we'll get there.
Like, give Special Agent Dale Cooper a fancy hazmat suit!
This guy is like Younger Cheekbones-y Roger Federer.
Give Thomas Brodie-Sangster the mustard pants with suspenders!
Reinventing the button fly.
Clothes that make sense, eh? Does this come with a catheter?
It DOES make sense that one would want a thermal option for one's biceps.
Tom Mercier
He looks terrified, bless. (He's an actor.)
Asa Butterfield
I feel so old when I consider that I first saw him as a kid in "Hugo" and now he's on "Sex Education."
Those are some SERIOUS Harry Dean Stanton cheekbones.
Ashton Sanders
The leather coats make sense, at least.
Jaden Michael
The gloves however do not seem that practical? They're so... billowy, for a glove.
Filippo Scotti
I can't even tell if that's the design, or just that they didn't tailor it.
And then Jeff Goldblum came out and flexed his hand and worked that weird energy he has, where you would not be surprised to find out he has a sex cave, or a cult that eats spleens, or both.