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# Pre-Emmy Fugs and Fabs: "Orange Is The New Black" Ladies
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/pre-emmy-fugs-and-fabs-orange-is-the-new-black-ladies/
- Published: 2014-08-28T18:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-29T04:36:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Taryn Manning

![Taryn Manning](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/taryn-manning-ag042758_01.xml)

So... boobs are the new black?

## Taryn Manning and Uzo Aduba

![Taryn Manning and Uzo Aduba](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl827478_135.xml)

Uzo looks awesome. That thing is like an artsy blank crossword puzzle. Taryn's is sitting SO LOW on her and it washes her out. I just... I want that bodice to become something different.

## Laverne Cox

![Laverne Cox](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/laverne-cox-454064256.xml)

She wears the HELL out of a dress. I wish there weren't such an obvious mini-skirt layer under there, but this hangs beautifully on her.

## Laverne Cox

![Laverne Cox](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl828310_001.xml)

Laverne actually wore this to the post-party; it's nice, also, but not as good as the dress she had on for the ceremony. Honestly, it feels more bridesmaid-y than she usually goes.

## Samira Wiley, Laverne Cox

![Samira Wiley, Laverne Cox](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl826947_033.xml)

I saved the worst for last. I do NOT like how banal that is on Laverne, and it's an especial bummer because Samira next to her looks SO CUTE in that.

## Yael Stone

![Yael Stone](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl827478_127.xml)

It was so nice of her to bring her collection of fishing lures.

## Laura Prepon

![Laura Prepon](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/laura-prepon-ag042758_36.xml)

Well, this is cheerful.

## Taylor Schilling

![Taylor Schilling](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl827478_123.xml)

Those shorts look heinous on her. So do the shoes, actually. Let's keep the top half and just throw out the rest. It's too many trends in one.

## Danielle Brooks

![Danielle Brooks](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl827478_146.xml)

Those shoulders are so "Dynasty." I actually think she's pulling that off really nicely.

## Selenis Leyva

![Selenis Leyva](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl826947_010.xml)

Where was SHE on Emmy night? She looks foxy. Maybe this is the gown she would have worn.

## Dascha Polanco

![Dascha Polanco](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl826947_050.xml)

This is FINE, but it doesn't light my fire. HOWEVER, it is so much better on her than the gown she actually wore to the Emmys, that it makes me sad she didn't get to wear it on the night. (We left her out of the worst-dressed polls, because we felt bad -- CLEARLY, she knew that thing didn't fit, and had to wear it anyway, and made the best of it, and ugh.)

[Pre-Emmy Fugs and Fabs: "Orange Is The New Black" LadiesWe JUST compared 2014 Taryn favorably to 2004 Taryn, and I think 2004 Taryn decided to bite back at us. \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/taryn-manning-ag042758_01.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/pre-emmy-fugs-and-fabs-orange-is-the-new-black-ladies-08-2014/)