Abbie Cornish in Tadashi Shoji

... Is she under the impression that she's Diane Keaton?

Adina Porter

This is SO DRAMATIC, in a way that I think is perfect on her.

As is this. Great clutch, too, and beautiful eye shadow choice.

Aja Naomi King

Resentful '70s Teen Does Not Want To Go To The Neighbor's Tupperware Party, Mom, So Leave Her Alone.

Alison Brie in Dundas

This feels right, for a GLOW star. Perhaps not neon enough, but certainly it's nodding at the 80s.

with Betty Gilpin, both in Tory Burch

They look very nice in Tory Burch. It's weird to see Alison veer back to her Trudy days. The shoes and handbag really do it.

AJ Michalka

Those shoes feel like they came off an Elle Fanning Pinterest board. Actually, she as a WHOLE does.

Alyssa Milano

I mean, I guess that's one way to recycle your Mother's Day wrap.

Angela Sarafyan

This SHOULD look worse given how hard it's leaning into the droopy bodice trend.

Arielle Kebbel in Elisabetta Franchi

You don't need the armpit hankies, girl. Unless you're REALLY that concerned that you bought the wrong antiperspirant.

Buffyjoss Cordyspike and Sophie Hunter

I like his shoes. Is that very SHORT hair, or just super slicked back? It's not my favorite on him, I must admit. Her dress is good, but the shoes are too LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE BUT AT THE FLOOR THANKS.

Bethany Joy Lenz

Oh, girl, this is One Tree Hideous. Where does your bra even think it's GOING?

Betty Gilpin in Galvan

That's perfectly fitted to her. I'd love a deeper lip.

Brian Tyree Henry

I believe, and you cannot convince me otherwise, that his shirt needs to be tucked.

Britney Young in Eloquii

Outstanding dress. I love this on her.

ALSO good, but a touch Mother of the Bride for her.

MUCH better. The cape is sassy and chic.

Britt Baron

The shine is eye-catching; the shiny lacy sleeves push it over into ENOUGH ALREADY City.

Busy Philipps in The Vampire's Wife

It is to her credit that this hasn't totally muted her face. That is a LOT of dress. Is she serving margaritas in a giant bowl with four straws, too?

in Tory Burch

Foxy as hell.

with Gillian Jacobs and Logan Browning

I'm here for just about all of this except Gillian's and Logan's shoes. Gillian's are FINE but they don't belong with that dress. They're like my grandmother's Church shoes.

Caitlyn Jenner

Meh. Sleeve bags.

Casey Wilson

It took me a long time to recognize her with those bangs.

Caterina Scorsone (R) and Kelli McCready

I accept all of this.

Cheyenne Jackson

AND THIS.

Chrissy Metz

And THIS. I love this color on her, and the eyelet details are very pretty.

Christina Chang

This might be my favorite. She looks splendid. She's on The Good Doctor, or at least she was briefly, and she's good on it -- she exudes that aura of Hey, It's All Good, I'm Super Calm and Competent And I'm Going To Save The Day.

Cody Fern

Cody was in the Versace crime story, and is now on American Horror Story's latest as some sort of devil person, from what I gather. He certainly LOOKS like he's been recently reincarnated.

Constance Wu

Those boots are a big misfire.

Dascha Polanco (R) and Selenis Leyva

IS LIPSTICK DEAD? I mean, I guess they have some; it's just so FROSTED. ARE LIPS DEAD?

Derek Hough

These two are back at it.

Donald Glover in McQueen

Lando is daring me to question this. I don't want to, but sir, I am concerned your pants are tiiiight.

Dove Cameron

Sorry, Dove, you're 14 years too late for the 2004 VMAs.

Felicity Huffman

Sure!

Gabrielle Ruiz

That's pretty, but I can't figure out why we're only seeing lace on ONE side of the neck. For that to make sense I feel like we also need something ELSE with only one lace part? No?

Gabrielle Union in Erdem

Gorgeous. Also, this is totally the event that accidentally got lumped in with the Emmy parties in my lightbox. HOWEVER, the website says the Women Making History Awards are "a stylish brunch held the Saturday before the Emmys," so COUNT IT.

Gina Torres

This outfit says, "Forget I'm even here. I don't want any more questions about Meghan Markle."

Hannah Simone in Tory Burch

That top has too much fabric involved in it.

Holly Taylor

Oh, Paige. You look lovely. All grown up. Holly Taylor turned out to be very good on The Americans, I thought.

I would suggest that I shall MISS The Americans, but in the current climate, I've come to expect a spinoff in a year.

The Weekend Was Rife With Emmy Parties

Let's get alphabetical.