Simone Ashley
In fact, let's begin with Simone. Yikes on bikes. She is so lovely, and this looks like someone's failed attempt at putting up a tent.
Tiffany Haddish
And I do not know why she is dressed as Dionne Warwick.
Billy Porter
He looks like a coooool rider. A COOOOOOL rider. If he's cool enough, he can burn you through and through.
Winnie Harlow
I'm bored of skirt that are cut so that they barely close.
Zoey Deutch
Completely fine, and that's about all.
Chris Pine
He looks like a man who will rattle the whiskey-on-ice in his tumbler and say, "Smooth. Just how I like it."
Zoe Saldana in Stella McCartney
There is some lovely work in that top, but the belt and the pants with it are undermining that at every turn.
Zendaya in Saint Laurent
This feels like it was filler. A warm-up dress for other shenanigans.
Jessie Buckley
She looks like a completely different person. I keep thinking at a glance that it's Charlize with bangs. The boxy '80s suits are REALLY hit or miss for me, and this one misses.
Maude Apatow
THIS '80s cosplay works much better. Bette Midler ABSOLUTELY would have worn this in Ruthless People. Or, frankly, Big Business.
Kaitlyn Dever in Saint Laurent
Shrug. I didn't think her style with Karla was always great, but it seems directionless now.
Ashley Benson in Saint Laurent
That looks... rubbery.
Ashley Benson
Random Bonus Benson from another party! It's better.
Hailey Bieber
Tights are not paaaants.
Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent
This seems surprisingly lackluster.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
This feels like Olivia Colman cosplay.
G-Eazy
No.