
I THINK this guy is an actor and a flamenco master. Unfortuately he had to walk to this party through the River Clorox.

I feel like picking ONE high rise here -- the waist or the ankle -- would have been better.

This outfit combines exquisitely crotch-baggy shorts, a meshy pelvic frame, a peek of bralet, and what looks like a coozie for her hand. It's an achievement in befuddlement.

This looks like a Sharpie and two highlighters exploded in a pencil case.

These pants have their own cape. (These pants may not have seen The Incredibles.)

These pants aren't bad at all, and even with the dated knotted shirt, this whole thing manages to be chic. WHO KNEW. (Silvia did, I guess.)

These pants might be entirely sequined? But the purse DEFINITELY is.

Her flowers are pretty, although she also does kind of look like she wore this all day -- during breakfast, while reading scripts, while watching her stories. But more importantly: Is her MASK wearing a BRACELET? DOES THIS MASK GET ME???

This all feels very dated -- all those 2003 slideshows were replete with skirts like that, for example.

Maybe the dress code was, "Pants OR ruffles." Her shoes are a dream.

"I didn't read my invitation. Which way to the ruffle station? Is it over here? I think I'm underdone."

AHHH, but I love this. It's so INTERESTING. I thought, "I'd love to see Lizzy Caplan in that," and then realized... this actress vaguely resembles Lizzy Caplan, and thus I remain truly susceptible to suggstion.
