NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Emily Ratajkowski attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
For the first time in her life, one of Emily's outfits is basically your gentle entry into a world of fuggery. Julia is up next. This minute you spend on Emily's visible undies and bored countenance will feel like a warm bath for your senses.
Julia Fox
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Julia Fox attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
The note on this image said it contains partial nudity, and... that's technically correct, because anything less than 100 percent is still "partial" if you want to split that hair. There were closer photos of Julia that I did not download, but suffice to say that if she is wearing protective netting anywhere on her undercarriage, it -- unlike said undercarriage -- is not readily visible. I think the coat is basically her seat liner. She looks like a warrior villainess in a naughty adult version of He-Man (Castle GreysXXXulll?), and I... question whether this is the BEST use of her courage? This honestly seems exhausting and uncomfortable.
Halima Aden
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Halima Aden attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
PALATE CLEANSER.
Naomi Campbell
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Naomi Campbell walks the runway wearing PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
She's walking the runway in her own creation, but I like to imagine that she's stomping over to ask Julia if she at least STERILIZED the lockets from the pawn shop before she put them into her business.
Coco Jones
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Coco Jones attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
I think this is also in the collection. It's reasonable...but short. Not for the faint of heart there.
Leni Klum
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Leni Klum attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
I am a little surprised Naomi partnered with a company that's this... what is the word I'm looking for... is it tacky? The whole point is to be inexpensive, and I know Naomi said she was trying to spotlight new African designers, which is great. But this looks like Kleenex; I have to think there's a brand that would have ponied up better materials, at least?
Tommy Dorfman
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Tommy Dorfman attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
It's all just so mediocre.
Adut Akech
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Adut Akech attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
That is some carefully placed hair.
Leilani Green
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Leilani Green attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Honestly, her eye makeup is the star of this show.
Lori Harvey
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Lori Harvey attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
And the star of THIS show is her necklace.
Vashtie
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Vashtie attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
If that top were lined, we wouldn't need the weird boned bra behind it, but... if, if, if. Alas. his entire site is built on ALAS.
Alton Mason
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Alton Mason attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Wrestling singlets sure have gotten elaborate.
Jasmine Tookes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Jasmine Tookes attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
This is unexpectedly relatable.
Winnie Harlow
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Winnie Harlow attends the PrettyLittleThing x Naomi Campbell runway show at Cipriani 25 Broadway on September 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
And so, of course, the universe must course-correct.