> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Royally Played: Prince George's First Birthday Official Pics, Part Two
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/prince-georges-first-birthday-official-pics-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-21T21:59:57.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:08:23.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, royal babies, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I assume you have already checked out George's first official pic -- [if not GO THERE NOW PLEASE](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-well-played-prince-georges-official-first-birthday-photo-07-2014/) \-- but here are the other two Official Happy First Birthday snaps, in which, among other things, my blistering curiosity about [Kate's green Suzannah dress](https://www.suzannah.com/dresses/tea-dresses/green-heart-designer-tea-dress-silk.aspx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) is finally given *some* minor satisfaction:

[![Prince-George-First-Birthday-Will-Kate (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/prince-george-first-birthday-452491042.xml "Prince George Of Cambridge First Birthday")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

First: This is all extremely charming and gives me feelings in my heart. Second: Kate is revealing that dress in frustratingly tiny pieces, like a burlesque dancer slowly peeling away the boring bits to get to the exciting part. Kate, stop hiding behind babies and plants like an actress concealing her pregnancy on a 90s sitcom, because you're making it so hard for us to ogle your outfit! I mean, I guess the outfit is not the point of this particular exercise. *But still*. As for William: you can tell in Photo Two below that he wore[ His Hideous Dad Pants](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-wills-and-kate-and-harry-at-the-tour-de-france-grand-depart-07-2014/) to this shoot, so THANK YOU for hiding those, Wills, you truly are a treasure. (I like to think that Kate was like, "ooh, darling, why don't you stand behind that plant right there? FABULOUS. No, no, don't move. I will bring the baby to you. I SAID DON'T MOVE.")

As for baby, well, come on. Who can resist Prince Squashyface McNoodleThighs? He's at a Butterfly Spectacle! He *is* a Butterfly Spectacle. Here's the second shot, which thankfully does at least give me some Forearm (you know my feelings on forearms and babies in the same visual field):

[![Prince-George-First-Birthday-Will-Kate (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/prince-george-first-birthday-butterflies-452491034.xml "Prince George Of Cambridge First Birthday")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

After this, I can only assume the butterfly was eaten. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THANK YOU.

\[Photos: John Stillwell/PA Wire/Getty Images\]