Naomi Campbell in Ralph & Russo

I mean. This is VERY glamorous and fabulous -- as you would expect from Naomi Campbell.

Naomi Campbell

It's also a VERY good hat.

Cara Delevingne

Speaking of hats! Honestly, this is both quirky and DIVINE. You could run this in a magazine. I love her for wearing this. It's perfectly fitted.

Poppy Delevingne in Oscar de la Renta

This hat is EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS and that's what I want for my Royal Wedding Hats. It sincerely could take out someone's eye; I would be so cheesed if I were sitting behind her.

Liv Tyler in Victoria Beckham

I'm not sure if Liv has EVER looked smarter; this is fantastic on her. Maybe Liv Tyler needs to take a movie role as a beautiful but terribly competent woman in a period piece.

Nick Candy and Holly Valance

This is not quite as autumnal as the rest of the guests, no?

Cressida Bonas in Tory Burch

"HAHAHAHAHAH oh dear god, thank the sweet lord that I don't have to go to another wedding with Harry for ages my god this is torture." (FWIW, I think Cressy looks fantastic. Those shoes are a brilliant choice.) (The headband is very Kate Goes To a Wedding But Not This One.)

Chelsy Davy and Lady Melissa Percy (in Emilia Wickstead)

Chelsy Davy always looks a bit like she got dragged backwards through a hedge, but who is even looking at her with that outfit on Lady Melissa Percy. She looks ABSURD. This is what Britney Spears would wear to a royal wedding -- and, frankly, now I am angry that Britney wasn't invited.

Ellie Goulding

Loads of blue at this thing. Ellie looks so reasonable here. (I don't know who she's walking in with, but as ever I welcome y'alls help identifying Random Posh Brits. Whoever she is, she looks great.)

Pixie Geldof in Celine and George Barnett

I WAS just thinking, "I hope someone wears a pink chiffon caftan to this!" Thank you, Pixie. You look extremely memorable.

Jimmy Carr and Karoline Copping

I ASSUME this dress is Erdem; poor Erdem, I guessed him for BOTH royal wedding gowns this year and I was WRONG ALL AROUND.

James Blunt and Sofia Wellesley

She looks gorgeous; I do love an autumnal print.

PEOPLE???

I do not know who this is, but I liked the dress so much, I had to include it.

Kate Moss

I had to take this off my TV! Kate Moss was on a LOT of the telecast but perhaps she snuck in the backdoor.

Ricky Martin

And Ricky Martin deserves better than a photo I snapped off my TV in the middle of the night!

Pippa Middleton, James Matthews and James Middleton

In which Pips is VERY pleased with herself for not going into labor today, and the Marshmallow Baron is thinking wistfully about his failed Marshmallow Empire.

Demi Moore and Zac Posen

WHY is Demi Moore there? (I presume she is with Zac Posen, who is turning his face away from the camera here.) She looks perfectly fine -- I didn't think she'd recycle her old Oscars bike shorts look, obviously -- but I did not predict her attendence.

Robbie Williams and Ayda Williams

The Williamses look perfectly nice; their daughter was in the wedding.

Elliott Spencer and Stephen Fry

It's not a royal wedding without Stephen Fry!

Royal Wedding II: All The Other Guests at Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Demi Moore? Naomi Campbell! And SO MANY HATS.