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# Privfug Practfug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/privfug-practfug-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-26T20:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-26T05:43:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

You know, I tried. I did.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/katewalsh_tff_angels_crest_29_wenn3307470.jpg "Kate Walsh")](https://gofugyourself.com/privfug-practfug-04-2011/angels-crest-230411?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But then that zipper just killed me. I don't think Army Surplus stores are the best place for a *Project Runway* challenge. Especially when you are not actually a contestant on *Project Runway*, and instead have just been up all night reading one of Tim Gunn's books and wondering if you can get to know him by just maybe having a BRILLIANT IDEA and a stapler.