Priyanka Chopra's Wearing Just...A Huge Trench Coat

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra

There's a rumor that these two are dating, which seems SO RANDOM and made up for press attention to me. I mean, sure -- I get why each other would want to date the other (they're both attractive) -- but...I don't know. I just don't buy it Something about it feels super manufactured. SHRUG.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Priyanka Chopra attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images For US Weekly)

I like the idea of this dress, and I appreciate the drama, but I kind of wish it hadn't been SO trench-coat-y. That's SO MUCH BEIGE.

Instead of being dramatic, when you can't see the front, it sort of looks like she's dragging a tarp around. I wish Ralph had done this in, say, navy instead. As much as I appreciate his attention to accuracy.

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HOWEVER. This is hilarious. She had to ride over standing up in what appears to be A BUS. That is COMMITMENT.

The Afterparty!

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PHEW! Much easier to dance in. FWIW, this is just a mini version of the other dress -- her train didn't detach. Man, I hope she got to keep this one, though. You'll get some wear out of that!