Karlie Kloss In Olivier Theyskens

The top third is a nice basic shape, but with the two slits, that skirt just looks like a toilet-seat cover, and that front piece is the bit you're supposed to shove down into the bowl.

Karlie and Christian

It also gets caught so awkwardly when she walks. If Even Karlie Kloss can't keep your clothes from looking funky... and, Christian looks exactly like Christian always does.

Padma Lakshmi

I am more interested in Padma's jacket -- which she removed later -- than in the spandex-y ruched dress. I kind of want to keep that and find a hot red tank dress to go under it.

Gail Simmons

She looks funky, and I appreciate her commitment to lame, which should have an accent on the e, but I'm on my PC and that's a pain. ... OK, I just Googled the shortcut and it's "Alt key and type 0233." ARE YOU SERIOUS. That is dumb but I'm going to try it: lamé. It worked, and it was lame, no accent needed that time

Will Karlie Kloss Be The Winner, Or Will She Be Out?

Har, har.