Brie Larson in Prada

She often looked uncomfortable -- like, literally physically-- on the red carpet. However, while this dress may be divisive and she didn't seem comfy in it...I love it?? Don't fight me.

Karlie Kloss in Swarovski

In case you wondered if she can still, as they say, serve face.

Karlie Kloss in Swarovski

I'm sure Swarovski paid Karlie HANDSOMELY to wear them at this event. And they definitely got their money's worth.

Sarah Paulson in Prada

Admittedly, it would be VERY hard to top the version of this that Prada made for Hunter Schafer.

Sarah Paulson in Prada

I think it's...okay? It's nearly 2am as I write this so my eyes might be tired but it feels a little fussy, and yet I sort of want the back and the front to match, although that would make it MORE fussy.

Jessica Biel in Tamara Ralph

I LOVE this dress. I'm obsessed. It's GORGEOUS. I really wish she'd pulled her hair back, though. (Not even in something elaborate. Just back.) Good move on leaving Jt at home at this point in history, too.

Uma Thurman in Tory Burch

This ever so slightly reminds me of her iconic late 90s lavender Prada dress to the Oscars-- which is probably not a coincidence.

Quannah Chasinghorse

The dress is H&M -- and it's great!! -- and the spectacular jewelry is by artist Heather Dickson.

Quannah Chasinghorse

I believe Dickson also did the hair jewelry. It's so good -- Quannah Chasinghorse ALWAYS has great accessories.

Eiza González Rivera

Speaking of jewelry, the green necklace with the light pink dress here is very dreamy.

Eiza González Rivera

This whole look is so pretty and delicate. (And we've got Lana flitting around back there in a tree.)

Lily James in Erdem

REALLY pretty and also you know you're in for it when you lightly need a steam before you've left hotel property.

Lily James in Erdem

That is a TRAIN.

Morgan Spector in Willy Chavarria

Dramatic as ever from our fave Robber Baron. His Instagram said those poppies -- which I thought were part of the blazer but I think are separate -- are "Gaza poppies" by the jeweler CHRISHABANA.

Adwoa Aboah

As promised! A pregnancy reveal! Mazel tov!

Sarah Pidgeon in Christopher John Rogers

I honestly dig the shape here but am unsure on the color scheme. I am open to convincing. (It feels a little Girl Scouts.)

Laufey in Prabal Gurung

Yes, she is wearing a bridal veil. At one point, Prabal removed it from her face like a groom.

Kerry Washington in Oscar de la Renta

This dress is GORGEOUS and also I feel like her body language here is, "IT'S HUMID." Perhaps not the best night for velvet.

Teyana Taylor

Teyana seems to be dealing well, though. This is major on her.

Gracie Abrams in Chanel

I need Chanel to....shake things up. This is okay but also I feel like I've seen it on someone else before! Give this woman something fresh for her first Met!

Tom Ford in YSL

I enjoy that this ever so slightly recalls the iconic red velvet Gucci suit of his own design.

Stray Kids in Tommy Hilfiger

They all look quite dapper and arrived in FULL OVERCOATS and must have nearly melted.

Cynthia Erivo in Thom Browne

Speaking of melting, I'm glad she wasn't made to wear Wicked cosplay here. I don't LOVE the cropped jacket with this but it sure is fun.

Jamie Dornan

This man looks like the usher at a morning wedding whose look was inspired by old pictures of Prince Harry.

Shakira in Carolina Herrera

My big reaction to this is: SURE! FINE! IT'S SHAKIRA! IT'S 2AM RIGHT NOW! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Brie Larson Looked Lightly Miserable in Purple...

...plus the rest of the folks in purple, blue, and pink at the 2024 Met Gala. Lots of them seemed sweaty!