Purples and Reds at the 2023 Golden Globes

Lily James in custom Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151li) Lily James 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

This outfit has a LOT going on -- you'll see -- but also, like, what a babe.

Lily James in custom Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151lj) Lily James 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

It also required quite a bit of wrangling, as helpfully illustrated herein.

Lily James in custom Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (13706716yc) Lily James arrives at the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, United States - 10 Jan 2023

Here's the front view. I loved this from the back and the side, but I think the front might be a LITTLE fussy? I don't know if we needed the column skirt. (I mean, there needs to be A SKIRT but not two skirts.) There is also something about this skirt that made me think of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid and now I can't unsee it. I'm SORRY I inflicted that on you as well.

Monica Barbaro (in D&G) and Danny Ramirez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (13706716kp) Monica Barbaro, left, and Danny Ramirez arrive at the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, United States - 10 Jan 2023

I regret to note that this D&G is fantastic on her. It also looks like Dior. I'd have bet money it was Dior, actually. Good thing I have no Red Carpet Bookie on speed dial. There is no Fan Duel for the red carpet. (I'm gonna invent one and call it FUGDUEL.)

Letitia Wright in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (13707058dd) Letitia Wright 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

This is unusual and I can never be angry at that. Parts of the textile photograph as being discolored, maybe? And yet...I dig this.

Tom Pelphrey, Kaley Cuoco (in Vera Wang)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13705152eh) Tom Pelphrey, Kaley Cuoco 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

They seem very happy, and honestly, she looks adorable in this. Vera did not do anything overly insane to Kaley. It's a blessing. And perhaps a miracle.

Gabriel LaBelle

Now that I look at this, it might be more blue than lavender and he is in the wrong post? I'll dock my own pay later. He looks dashing and slightly retro-prom, which is a fun direction for all of us in 2023.

Selena Gomez in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by George Pimentel/Shutterstock (13707031cs) Selena Gomez 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

Apparently, by the time everyone got into the venue after the red carpet, all the food at this event had been CLEARED FROM THE TABLES. (One of the reasons everyone got so drunk.) I truly hope Selena had snacks hidden in those giant sleeves!

Matt Bomer

It's hard to tell in this pic, but this suit was a very deep purple, I think. He looks...dashing as ever. What a face!

Rian Johnson, right, and Karina Longworth

Rian Johnson also looks dashing in an eggplant! (Karina Longworth looks dishy, too! A very elegant night for the Johnson/Longworth house.)

Henry Winkler

One must finish with the Fonz. If you watched the ceremony, you probably saw that they seated him right at the edge of the second level of seating, which meant everyone who won walked past him and basically everyone stopped to say hello. IT IS HENRY WINKLER. HE IS A TREASURE.