CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Actress Salma Hayek attends Kering Women in motion Lunch with Madame Figaro on May 22, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Kering)
I mean. She OWNS THE COMPANY, essentially, aAnd yet she looks like Cookie Lyon when Empire started: a woman who'd been in prison for so long, she forgot what clothes should look like and how to use them.
in Gucci again
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Salma Hayek (L) and Laetitia Casta attend the Women in Motion Awards Dinner at the 70th Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 21, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images for Kering)
I mean... okay? This might have been reasonable without the pink hair. She just looks like she woke up under the impression that she's Katy Perry from like two or three years ago. Also, it's frankly just not that attractive a gown.
in another Gucci
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And here she has deployed very poorly chosen bangs, which play into this outfit's primness in a way that's too intense for me. I wish that bow were at LEAST half as large as it is, also.
in more Gucci
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Salma Hayek attends the 70th Anniversary screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
She is presumably getting wiggy with it, as she THEN debuted this honey shade at today/tonight's 70th Anniversary event. This dress pattern should be the wall of a Buckingham Palace bedroom, and that's not even necessarily a bad thing. But the collar looks almost stained from whatever shadows are cast on it, and can we please get rid of the limp bow?
in Saint Laurent
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Look! A Gucci break! But... in service of going very Khloe Kardashian, which I do not like. We also need to discuss whether she has TUCKED HER SUIT JACKET INTO HER PANTS, or whether it's just a jumpsuit that wants us to THINK that's what she's doing and WHY GOD WHAT IS THE POINT.
in ANOTHER Gucci
57th International Art Biennale Cini Party - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek
Where: Venice, Italy
When: 10 May 2017
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This is actually from earlier in May, and we missed it. But it felt worth sharing. It's very Munchkinland to me, like she's the Wicked Witch of the East'sformer college roommate who is visiting from out of town, and is about to get a sad surprise.
