Antoni Porowski
True confession: I was reorganizing my closet with this playing in the background, so I had - until this moment - NO IDEA what their names or areas of expertise are. This is Antoni, an actor who is also the Food & Wine expert on the show, and he apparently came dressed as a cross between Robert Downey, Jr., and one of the Winklevoss twins.
Jonathan Van Ness
Jonathan here is the grooming expert, who also looks -- head-wise -- like a pro-wrestler whose storyline involves him being in an Old West poker game wherein a LOT of bottles of moonshine get broken. I love his sweater, and want to scream into a megaphone about his stretchy sock-boots.
Karamo Brown
Karamo is the culture expert, and I wish he was not so monochromatically cleaving to what I call Hospital Pink. A white t-shirt would have been a relief
Bobby Berk
Bobby, the interior design guru, may be irked once he sees what a scrolldown this is. His pants are so tight that I can see THE BONES OF HIS FINGERS through the pockets
Tan France
*Doorbell rings* *Slow groove plays* "Hello. I'm with UPYes, and I'm here to deliver a large package."