Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz

You'll see more of Daniel in a later post -- SPOILER: It's an Afternoon Man/Chat -- but suffice to say I will never NOT love how into this kiss he is. He just GRABS HER. You are going to laugh, or groan, or close your browser window, but: It reminds me of that scene in the seminal youth pic She's The Man, in which Amanda Bynes -- pretending to be her brother -- is giving advice to Channing Tatum about girls, except the advice is her self-serving attempt to get him to kiss HER the next time he sees her as her true self. Bynes's delivery so great when she's Viola slipping slightly out of character while saying, "You just... grab her, and you just KISS HER." That is what I keep hearing in my head. Yes, James Bond kissing his wife made me think of Amanda Bynes. There are weirder things... ?

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Lea Seydoux is all, "GET A ROOM, LOVEBIRDS."

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Just kidding. Lea finds all this delightful and WHY NOT. I think it's great that they're not above showing that they're hot for each other. They're married, after all; it's no great secret.

Better still than this, The Daily Mail I KNOW has photos of Daniel meeting Prince Harry, Rachel standing behind him letting Mr. Bond have his moment with Gingerbeard. And it's so great because they're subtly holding hands, hidden from Harry's view, in a way that suggests a) total love, and b) mutual OMG THIS IS SECRETLY KIND OF THRILLING AND I MIGHT BE NERVOUS and also c) PRINCE HARRY IS ON BOTH OF OUR FREEBIE LISTS WHAT DO WE DO JUST STAY COOL.

Rachel Weisz

And, the dress. Basically, it's a beautiful fabric, but I dislike the bodice with a wicked intensity. Don't like the transparency, don't like the bra straps... that skirt deserves to be so much more than some fancy brassiere's overflow pile. Rachel is gorgeous -- apologies for her expression; it's the only shot Getty had, and it makes me feel better that Stars, They're Just Like Us: Cameras Catch Them In Crazy In-Between Facial Movements -- but ACK I just want to unfug that top. How would you do it? What cut of top would you give? I don't think I'd just make it opaque, because I still hate the cheapness of the bra straps. But I can't decide what I would do.

Unfug It Up (But Well-Played Canoodling): Rachel Weisz in Alexander McQueen

If you're married to Daniel Craig, and you rarely do events together, but you are still totally into him and he's totally into you... well, that's pretty much how you WOULD want him to go for it when there are cameras present. He is ALL IN, baby, and it's great. [Photos: Getty]