Ralph Breaks The Internet

Sarah Silverman in Lela Rose

Sarah is in a gigantic tent of a Lela Rose gown that is a lovely color and neat fabric, but it almost looks like it's so enormous that she HAS to hold her hands there or else everything is going to go kerflooey.

Auli'i Cravalho in Thai Nguyen

“Ralph Breaks The Internet” Premiere held at El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Auli‘i Cravalho Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 05 Nov 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

Yay, it's Moana! That movie was such a joy and she was delightful in it. She looks beautiful.

Jodi Benson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9962280ce) Jodie Benson 'Ralph Breaks The Internet' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2018

And ARIEL! Thank you for being part of my world, Jodi.

Paige O'Hara

She's the original and the best -- THE ONLY -- Belle. I am digging her silver accessories and I hope to GOD this afterparty included a piano bar. (Menzel and K.Bell didn't attend, which is a bummer.)

Mandy Moore

And of course Mandy is Rapunzel. She looks pretty but somehow the dress also overwhelms her. Perhaps it's that I accidentally chose a really dumb photo of it, but now it's too late. Sigh.

Taraji P. Henson in Carolina Herrera

“Ralph Breaks The Internet” Premiere held at El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Taraji P. Henson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 05 Nov 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

This is custom, but... perhaps for a bedding line? Because never has a dress looked more like it yearned to be a dust ruffle. I wonder if one of my lost slippers is under there.

Ming-Na Wen

She looks so bored of her own perfection. OH WELL. I'm not

Katie Lowes

Speaking of things that are overwhelming: this outfit. Oh, Quinn Perkins, you never did have good instincts. I mean, HUCK, for God's sake.

Christina Milian

Those feel like some serious Wicked Stepsister shoes. And that skirt is like her fairy godmother was way into Jiffy Pop.

Julia Michaels in Georges Chakra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/REX/Shutterstock (9962281cg) Julia Michaels 'Ralph Breaks The Internet' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2018

Molting, green, and dramatic: Oscar the Grouch just realized his dream woman DOES exist.

Adina Porter

I love that she went "comfy but with a dressy bright trench," because on Election Eve that's about all I could manage too.

Ali Wong

Those sleeves are terribly confusing. Or just terrible. But the shoes might take the cake (and then pass out in it).

Melissa Joan Hart

I think MJH here is just hoping for a Clarissa reboot since Sabrina went to someone else.

Pamela Ribon in Rachel Comey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/REX/Shutterstock (9962281ax) Pamela Ribon 'Ralph Breaks The Internet' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2018

And IT'S PAM! Y'all, we have known Pam, either directly or through Internet love, since 1999. She was one of the first writers at Mighty Big TV, which became Television Without Pity, and she inspired me to give that a try as well, a decision that basically started the domino effect that led me to my current life. I first met Pam when she and I both lived in Austin and I had a bit of hero worship for her writing -- she created one of the first truly addictive Internet experiences in her journal, Pamie.com -- and now we're all three in L.A. and life has taken us to so many wonderful emotional places. She has been hilarious even longer than we've known her, and seeing her on the red carpet for a movie she wrote gives me -- as the youngs say -- all the feels. We are so proud we could scream, NAY, are screaming. And she looks gorgeous, though that's quite beside the point of her brilliance. CONGRATULATIONS PAM!