Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

Get ready because this slideshow is LONG -- I ran every look, basically. I really liked this collection. It's SUPER Ralph-y, but when that Let's Pile All This Tweed Onto Our Bodies look works, it really works. If you are a person who who is into Luxe Preppy Rich Person Who's Really Into Texture Right Now, you will like it. (I am that person.)

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

As ever, I'm just going to be commenting on a slide when I actually have something to say. Here, I want to say that I want this sweater. It's....not cheap. Perhaps I shall wait until we get to Polo at the end of this slideshow to go shopping!

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

This guy just couldn't decide whether to wear a cardigan or a leather jacket and who hasn't been there?!

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

One of you mentioned this model in a post earlier this week! This look is REALLY striking.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

I took possession of my grandmother's vintage leather jacket earlier this year, when she died -- although it was living in a ceder chest, she wasn't wearing it at 96, although I wish she had done! -- and looking at this slideshow kinda makes me know how to style it. (It's a bomber style and it's more oversized on me than my moto jacket is.)

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

This skirt is DIVINE.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

Talking about what celebs might wear these: I do think the Anne Hathaway/Jessica Chastain/Blake Lively triumvariate of women who attended this show is right, but I would love to see Zendaya try some of these. I also feel like Gwyneth Paltrow would be well served to return to Ralph.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

Just felt the need to say that the men in this show are SOOOOOOOOO GOOD-LOOKING.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

Hey, Kaia! (I actually think Kaia looks a little young for this line. Regular Ralph, to me, always feels like it needs a woman who is at least out of high school to really carry it.)

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

THIS is what I was thinking of for GOOP.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

This could look cool on Zoe Kravitz.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

I'm dying for this coat.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

What about Zoe Saldana?

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

Steven Tyler is DYING FOR THESE PANTS. (That is not a joke. It is a fact.)

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

This is SO pretty.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

THIS is so pretty.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

I SWEAR someone has worn this, and I cannot remember who it was.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

This is likewise divine. I want Rihanna to try it.

Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2018

When they moved in Polo, they sent a ton of kids down the runway, and it was really cute. It was also fun to see groupings of models, as it they are families or couples -- it tells more of a story than just solo model after solo model.