Christopher Briney

Well, I lied, I don't have a lot of questions. Just one. And it is, "Wuh? In THIS weather?" He looks like he just climbed out of the ocean and into some prepster gear that his grandmother bought him, which he has to wear once to be polite before he gives it away.

Rupert Friend

Perhaps it was a chilly evening, as Rupert's nips are standing at attention. That sweater is really clinging to EVERYthing.

Emma Roberts

Same with this top. I feel like a truly well-made Polo shirt should be able to sit on your body without also tracing your bra.

Dianna Agron

She looks REALLY good in a mediocre outfit -- in fact, she's looked fantastic lately in general, and I'm feeling like I want to see her in Only Murders In The Building. Season 4: Hamptons Edition, perhaps?

Tamron Hall

I might have tried a statement necklace to offset how heavy the rest of this feels?

Eve Jobs

I didn't realize until just now that Steve Jobs's daughter has his same name but with the "St" lopped off. This is 100 percent Rachel Greene/Jennifer Aniston from like two or three seasons into Friends, including the nipples. That tank top is the worst advertisement for any/all of the brands represented at this event.

Kevin Love, Kate Bock

This is better.

Is it just me, or does everyone look REALLLLLY jammed in there at these tables?

I didn't realize most of the menu is blurry. Here it is, if you are good at decoding blur.

That's the Polo bar burger. The pickle looks so sad there, stretched out alone in a sea of nothing. I find fries on a plate to look more generous, AND it doesn't require the use of more paper that'll get thrown away.

FIVE WHOLE CARAMEL CORN KERNELS!!! Actually there's probably at least one more on the other side.

People Mostly Looked Posh, Bored, and/or Nipply at this Hamptons Party

For Ralph Lauren and Net a Porter.