MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Colman Domingo attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
Colman is always a soothing drink of water.
Maluma
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Maluma attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
He's a mobster on top, and... well, I guess on the bottom he's a mobster having a cigar and a brandy by a roaring fire before bed.
Scott Eastwood
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Scott Eastwood attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
Maybe Mike White should do an all-nepo version of The White Lotus. Bring back P.Schwarz and Sam Nivola, add Scott Eastwood and Kaia Gerber and Maya Hawke, Margaret Qualley, The Third Hemsworth, Apple Martin... but just for a one-off TV movie.
Lewis Hamilton
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Lewis Hamilton attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
I've decided Lewis needed this to be boring because it's part of whatever he's doing to stay CALM and FOCUSED at work, where he is kicking ass. I do love him wearing heels, also. The Internet says he's 5'9". Do we believe the Internet?
Henry Golding
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Henry Golding attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
SO MUCH KHAKI. Ralph's just bathing everyone in neutrals.
Tom Hiddleston
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Tom Hiddleston attends the Ralph Lauren Spring 2027 Men's Collections Show during Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring Summer 27 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Ralph Lauren)
This outfit says, "What is the least possible personality a suit can have? Give me that." He looks mad handsome in it, but it's definitely just wallpaper.
Tadanobu Asano
Tadanobu Asano at the Ralph Lauren fashion show as part of Milan Men's Spring-Summer 2027 fashion week on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Aitor Rosas Sune/WWD via Getty Images)
A classic option here, though.
Joe Locke
MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 19: Joe Locke is seen arriving at Ralph Lauren dinner during the Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Andrea Cremascoli/GC Images)
Joe TRIED to give his calming country-club suit some Derelicte zip. I almost welcome it. ALMOST.
