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# Random Fug Scrolldown: Penelope Austin
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/random-fug-scrolldown-penelope-austin-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-24T15:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Scrolldown Fug, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I'm not sure how else to say this except: At the Australian *Star Trek* premiere, this... is a thing that actually happened.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167260557.xml "Penelope Austin")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=792981&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's like she's *wearing* the break in the changing-room curtain -- you know, when it doesn't pull cleanly to the opposite wall, and someone walks by and accidentally sees you between pairs of pants. This is not a dress; it's a snapshot of the act of getting *un*dressed. And not for nothing, it's REALLY SUPER FREAKY. YOUR PANTIES ARE YOUR BUSINESS.

\[Photo: Getty\]