Isabelle Adriani
And THIS lady is an actress who writes fairy tales. Can you imagine a better outfit for somebody who has published EIGHT books of fairy tales? Are we sure she doesn't just think she's writing her own memoirs?
Isabelle Adriani
I do think this bodice was the work of a wicked witch.
Fiammetta Cicogna
This lady, per Wikipedia, is an Italian TV personality who is the daughter of a Milanese candlemaker. I love that. I have never met the child of a candlemaker, but if all of them walk around in wedding dresses ripped right out of the '80s soap opera heyday, then clearly I need to find some.
Samantha Morton
Okay, Samantha Morton is not random to US moviegoers. But her choice of lace and blue leopard is. In fact, when you count her sprayed and curled coif, this whole thing is ALSO a throwback. That hair probably appeared in a LOT of yearbook photos in that decade, alongside quotes from John Hughes movies.
Tiziana Rocca
This woman, listed as an actress, is wearing more skirts than she has IMDb credits.
Daniela Virgilio
This is kind of crazy, but... am I crazy for not hating it? I mean, she's got a clavicle bow, and yet I'm not mad at it. What is wrong with me?
Violante Placido
I'm going to start wearing clothes with big ol' leg slits, just as an experiment. I want to see if it is possible to wear them WITHOUT constantly having to remind everyone of it.
Natalia Borges
I mean, to look at any red carpet event, you'd think it is physically impossible not to spend all night going, "CHECK THIS OUT! IT'S LIKE A SKIRT WITH A DOOR!" Also, does she have shoulder pads glued over her boobs?
Franziska Petri
Whenever I look at this dress, I think, "O SWINTON, my SWINTON." She should be wearing this. I would stand on a table and salute her.