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# Random Fug: Name Withheld For Mercy Reasons
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/random_fug_name_withheld_for_m-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-12T11:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:06:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I feel compelled not to use this person's name, just because SURELY she woke up this morning and thought, "What the HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT?"  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95362_adam_saaks_028_wenn5554820.jpg "adam saaks 111010")

\[Photo: [WENN.com](https://www.wenn.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]The caption did say she is wearing something,\*\* by the designer whose store opening this was, so I feel safe in asserting two things: She has used it to scrub her tile grout already today, and Bai Ling has already called to ask if she can dry-clean it and wear it to Barnes & Noble. Not necessarily in that order.*\*\* This comma, placed in error, suddenly became hilarious to me -- like, as if the caption felt compelled to defend that she is indeed clothed. Heh.*